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Whenever I'm feeling sad I just think "at least I'm not a slug"

Seriously, imagine being a slug. You look like a piece of sh/t, you're covered in slime and your mission in life is to search for cabbage.
And you can't even cry because the tears would melt your face.
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Whenever I'm feeling sad I just think "at least I'm not a slug"

53 faves · 2 comments · May 8, 2013 1:05pm

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depressing · russellhoward · funny

EverAfterMaster3 · 1 decade ago
This is level: Will Ferrell :P
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dolph* · 1 decade ago
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m61uyec7p31rqfhi2o1_500.gif
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