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Reasons Why I'm Single:

One: I annoy people.
Two: I mess sh//t up.
Three: I'm never anyones first choice.
Four: I'm just bad with relationships.
Five: I'm not liked.
Six: I am an ugly a//s motherf//cker.

And Let's Not Forget-

Seven: I spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop.
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Reasons Why I'm Single: One: I annoy people. Two: I mess

14 faves · Apr 21, 2013 9:45am

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