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Jesus can walk on water.
\I WALK ON CUCUMBERS /////////
Cucumbers are 96% water
THEREFORE
I am
[ 96%  ]
JESUS!

 

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Jesus can walk on water. \I WALK ON CUCUMBERS ///////// Cucumbers

6 faves · 4 comments · Apr 20, 2013 3:45pm

Samwise Gamgee ♥*

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*gloomy* · 1 decade ago
Cucumbers aren't 96% water...
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Samwise Gamgee ♥* · 1 decade ago
HATER t(*-*t) hah jk jk
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*gloomy* · 1 decade ago
It's cool, but if you think about it, they would be like a water balloon.
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Samwise Gamgee ♥* · 1 decade ago
haha wow... i guess you're right
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