Iamawesome Quotes

TheJokerHasArrived
posted a quote
September 7, 2014 7:32pm UTC

One time, I smashed my face into the keyboard and accidentally wrote the fourth Twilight book.

elephants_are_cool*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 2:08pm UTC

you are the best thing
that's never been mine

Radioactive
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 5:15pm UTC

WRITE DOWN YOUR NAME
AND YOUR BIRTHDAY FIND
YOUR EXACT TWIN

Radioactive
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 5:12pm UTC

SOME DAYS I AM JUST LIKE
AM I THE ONLY ONE
AWESOME

MeGoneWild
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 6:41am UTC

People laugh cause I'm DIFFERENT
I laugh because they all are the SAME.

ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

let us have a moment of silence
for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

Samwise Gamgee ♥*
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 3:45pm UTC

Jesus can walk on water.
\I WALK ON CUCUMBERS /////////
Cucumbers are 96% water,
THEREFORE
I am
[ 96% ]
JESUS!

soup6996
posted a quote
April 18, 2013 7:06pm UTC

There is no better feel in the world than theoretically winning $400 on Jeopardy because of my knowledge of Pastafarianism.

Gryffindor123
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 2:19pm UTC

Stop stepping in other people's footprints,
And take your own path for once.

ElleRain10
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Yes, Facebook.
I do know them.
Do I want to be their friend?
No.
~sandrasaurus format~

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