me: *has pencil
in side pocket of backpack at school*
friend1: why do you have a pencil on the side of your backpack?
me: because i'm too lazy to open my backpack when i need a pencil
friend2: you should move it
me: why??
friend2: because it could detriorate over time
me: yeah, because my plastic pencil is gonna deteriorate
friend2: i donno some part of it could
me: is part of it paper or something?
friend2: it could be. i dont know. is it?
me:no
friend2: good
friend1: what is wrong with you? why am i friends with you people?
me: because we're just that amazing
friend1: oh i see. that must be why