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Member Since: 24 Feb 2012 06:27pm

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  1. malexis2013 malexis2013
    posted a quote
     May 24, 2013 10:39pm UTC
    I think I'm afraid ton be happy
    Because whenever I get too happy
    Something bad always happens.
    -Charlie Brown
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  2. malexis2013 malexis2013
    posted a quote
     June 4, 2012 10:25pm UTC
    Brother: Hey Grandma! Look over there! It's a hot dog place. Guess what it's called?
    Grandma: What's it called?
    Brother: They call it Cubby Wiener. Why do the call it that Grandma?
    Grandma: Probably because they sell big, fat, juicy wieners.
    Me: ( laughing hysterically)
    This is a conversation that my brother and grandma had when we were driving home from school today it was hilarious.:)
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  3. malexis2013 malexis2013
    posted a quote
     May 28, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    LIVE A FREE LIFE:)
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  4. malexis2013 malexis2013
    posted a quote
     March 28, 2012 9:52pm UTC
    guy: we are gonna get it on tonite right?
    girl: yeah
    guy: the problem is that i share a bunkbed with my brother and i get the top bunk so i told we were gonna make sandwiches ok?
    girl: ok
    *tomato-harder lettuce-faster*
    *guy and girl getting it on*
    guys brother: stop it guys!!!!! you are getting mayo all over my bed!!!!!!!!
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  5. malexis2013 malexis2013
    posted a quote
     February 25, 2012 3:20pm UTC
    i have a yellow finger!!!!!
    -mg
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  6. malexis2013 malexis2013
    posted a quote
     February 25, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    water marbeling with my cuz............
    lolz!!!:)<3
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  7. malexis2013 malexis2013
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     February 24, 2012 6:46pm UTC
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     February 24, 2012 6:32pm UTC
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