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  1. GhostTown GhostTown
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2015 9:21am UTC
    Your brain and wiener have only one thing in common; they're both choking hazards.

  2. Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2015 7:30pm UTC
    I am so freaking sick of douchéy guys treating beautiful, sweet girls like crap. She does everything for you, she has given everything to you and has poured her heart and soul into you and this is how you repay her, this is how you treat her. There's a special place in hell for guys like you, and I hope you enjoy it.

  3. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2015 11:35pm UTC
    There are so many crazy, unbalanced people online...its actually scary...people like this just should not be allowed access to a computer...Seriously, how do you function in life on so few brain cells? So glad I can block these idiots...They have no idea how truly dumb they are

  4. Lost_Girl_98* Lost_Girl_98*
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2015 12:22am UTC
    So someone on my street decided they wanted to celebrate something at almost one in the morning. I don't think that many people appreciated fireworks at this time of night, but thank you for the bright lights and the noise. Oh and thank you for the minnie heart attack that you just gave me!

  5. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2014 3:15pm UTC
    the fact that some day our
    generation is going to be leading
    the country is terrifying because
    we're all fcking idiots

  6. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2014 11:26am UTC
    don't let
    idiots ruin
    your day.

  7. Repair Boy 🔥* Repair Boy 🔥*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2014 8:57pm UTC
    Talking about my favorite band :
    Me: They're all idiots.
    Friend: I thought you loved them.
    Me: No you don't understand.

  8. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 11:02pm UTC
    "Idiots are not very smart."
    - My Father

  9. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2014 2:16pm UTC
    Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot, but not acceptable for me to point it out?!

  10. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2014 6:08pm UTC
    Dieting tip:
    1. Make a list of people who constantly make you feel crappy about your weight on purpose.
    2. Cut them out of your life.
    3. You'll have lost hundreds of pounds of idiots.
    4. Enjoy.

  11. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    The sign of intelligence is
    that you are constantly
    wondering. Idiots are always
    dead sure about every damn
    thing they are doing in their life.

  12. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2014 9:42pm UTC
    Who the hell cares if someone doesn't listen to the band that's on their t-shirt? It's like telling someone wearing an 'I love NY' t-shirt that they can't wear it because they've never been to New York.

  13. irinalovesbreakingbenjamin irinalovesbreakingbenjamin
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 6:59am UTC
    when people say "It wasn't me" when they did it!

  14. tothexmoonxandback tothexmoonxandback
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2014 12:00am UTC
    『 I sometimes lay and think to myself, ' I must be psychic. '
    or has my generation become too predictable? 』

  15. PandaPants PandaPants
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2014 9:56am UTC
    When it's obvious that you love him more than he loves you.

  16. Forever His* Forever His*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 6:50pm UTC
    Rumors Are Carried By Haters, Spread By Fools, Believed By Idiots!

  17. GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 2:55pm UTC
    "If you even THINK about another woman when you're in a relationship, you're already cheating!!!1!!11!!!!!"
    ... I was thinking about visiting my grandmother to wish her a happy birthday...
    So clearly I must be cheating on my girlfriend with my grandmother, right?

  18. ArmagedonNinjaX ArmagedonNinjaX
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 11:11am UTC
    Night before: "I'm gonna do everything, be a better person!"
    Morning: "Hahahaha....nope :3"

  19.    RaZor shøt §* RaZor shøt §*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 5:16pm UTC
    when someone talks rubbish about you you just want them to die in a hole

  20. Jillian Marie* Jillian Marie*
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2014 3:51pm UTC
    conversation between 3 people in my math class:
    person 1: you're so ugly, you look like that thing from The Hobbit that always says "my precious"
    person 2: oh, you mean Dobby!
    person 3: yeah, you're right it is Dobby.
    person 1: no you guys, Dobby is from Harry Potter.
    person 2: ew. I hate Harry Potter.
    me: *mentally selects murder weapon*

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