What to do before I die.

If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."

Put blue Gatorade in a Windex bottle. Drink it in public.

Go to IKEA. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!!"  

Change iPod name to "Titanic." Download new songs. Be amused by the fact that the Titanic is syncing.

Put sign on door that reads "Dumble."  

Dress up in a chicken costume. Cross the street.

Change name to Frank. Start every sentence with "I'm going to be Frank..."

Steal friend's phone. Change your contact name to "Nature." Call friend.

Buy a turtle. Name it "The Speed of Light." Tell everyone that I can run faster than "The Speed of Light."

Go to Burger King and order a Big Mac. Insist on having it "your way."

Never say stop when the people at Olive Garden grate cheese over your meal.

Find out if woodchucks can chuck wood 

Buy angry birds stuffed animals. Walk around town throwing them at people.

Go into a bank wearing a ski mask. Complete a normal transaction. Leave as if nothing is wrong.

Find a bruised apple on the shelf. Give it a soft hug and whisper, "Who did this to you?"

Go trick-or-treating on April 1st

Find fat lady. Ask her to sing