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Mencius
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 8:32am UTC

WELL OIL BEEF HOOKED
Say it outloud in a british accent really fast.
Fave if you get it ;)

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Mencius
posted a quote
May 24, 2012 11:50am UTC

-Conversation between my sister and her bestfriend-
My sister: Hey did you see Justin Bieber's boyfriend?!
Her bestfriend: WTF?! DUDE I THOUGHT HE WAS WITH SELENA?!
My sister:
Her bestfriend:
Me:
Justin Bieber:
Selena Gomez:
Sun:
Leaves:
My sister: ...... That wasn't exactly what I meant..

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Mencius
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 9:03am UTC

There are 3 types of people in the world..
1. Those who understand Maths
2. Those who don't understand Maths

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Mencius
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May 17, 2012 4:17am UTC

Rebecca Black: It's Friday!~ Frida-
Me: Dude. Chill. Its Thursday.

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May 15, 2012 1:26pm UTC

Me: *Relaxing on the couch watching TV*
Dad: Aren't you ever gonna study?
Me: What for?
Dad: So you can get good grades ofcourse
Me: And?
Dad: And get into a good college and have a good job
Me: And what will I get?..
Dad: A good salary.. You'll be able to buy your own house and car..
Me: And then?
Dad: You'll be able to relax and have a good life without worrying..
Me: And what am I doing right now?...
*Trolled xD

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Mencius
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 8:28am UTC

Me: *studying for 2 hours*
Me: *recieves text* *starts to reply*
*mom comes in*
Mom: Aren't you ever gonna study?!
Me: -.-

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Mencius
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 8:07am UTC

click to see this quote

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Mencius
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 7:57am UTC

Forgetting the quote you wanted to add right after logging in...

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Mencius
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 7:50am UTC

in every conversation between husband and wife,
the man always has the last say -
Yes Dear.

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Mencius
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May 15, 2012 6:29am UTC

click to see this quote

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Mencius
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 6:25am UTC

well,
since this format is so famous,
I might aswell make a quote with it
♥

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Mencius
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 6:08am UTC

Dear facewash commercials,
No one actually washes their face like that.
Sincerely, my whole bathroom floor is wet

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Mencius
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May 13, 2012 5:43am UTC

Sometimes, I lay awake at night, and ask myself,
Where have I gone wrong?
Then a little voice says to me,
This is going to take more than one night..
nmf

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Mencius
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May 13, 2012 5:39am UTC

Life is ironic
It takes sadness to know what hapiness is,
Noise to appreciate silence,
And absence to value presence
nmf

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Mencius
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May 12, 2012 9:43am UTC

"Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline.."
~If you are obssesive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
~If you are co dependant, as someone to press 2 for you
~If you have multiple personalities, 3,4 and 5
~If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Please stay on the line so we can trace your call.
~If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship
~If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press
~If you are maniac depreessive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you
~If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969696
~If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on
~If you have amnesia, press 9 and state your name address, telephone number, social security number and mother's maiden's number
~If you have short term memory loss, press 9If you have short term memory loss, press 9If you have short term memory loss, press 9
~If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you anyway.
♥ if you get it
nmq/f

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Mencius
posted a quote
May 12, 2012 8:17am UTC

Josh: Did you do something to my brownies?
Drake: Oh yeah, Josh, I live to sabotage baked goods

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Mencius
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 11:07am UTC

Pheobe: [Right after playing a song in the coffee shop ] If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
&& Who else remembers where this is from? :)

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Mencius
posted a quote
May 11, 2012 7:33am UTC

We do it in bed, on the couch, in the car, the bathroom. I know what you're thinking..
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Yep, texting

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Mencius
posted a quote
May 9, 2012 10:27am UTC

That moment during an argument
When you realize you're the wrong one..

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May 9, 2012 10:21am UTC

First thing I do after getting into changing room:
Check for hidden cameras
Just me?

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