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Once all the scientists die and go to heaven, they decide to play hide-n-seek.

Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den. He is supposed to count up to 100 and then start searching.

Everyone starts hiding except Newton.
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it, right in front of Einstein. Einstein counts ....97,98,99,100, opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front.

Einstein says "Newton's out, Newton's out!"

Newton denies this and says I am not out. He claims that he is not Newton. All the scientists come out and he proves that he is not Newton. How?

Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m square. That means I am Newton per meter square.. Hence I am Pascal."
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