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why periods?
why can't mother nature just text you
and be like "waddap gurl.
you aint pregnant.
have a great week.
talk to ya next month x"






 



 
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why periods? why can't mother nature just text you and be

254 faves · 26 comments · Feb 15, 2013 7:29pm

sarahmarlowXxx

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answermemothernature · whythehellnot · funny

consideritdone551 · 1 decade ago
because eve sinned, it's girls punishment
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sarahmarlowXxx · 1 decade ago
omg is that the actual reason?!?!
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consideritdone551 · 1 decade ago
yeah...after Eve ate the forbidden fruit, God gave out punishment. "To the woman He said: “I will greatly multiply your sorrow and your conception; In pain you shall bring forth children"" Genesis 3:16
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sarahmarlowXxx · 1 decade ago
omg i didnt even know that!!!
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Demitriaa_Lee · 1 decade ago
for some reason i read that in tyra banks' voice :')
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sarahmarlowXxx · 1 decade ago
hahahah omg xD
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BrokenTwilight · 1 decade ago
because nature is a little b/tch ._.
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sarahmarlowXxx · 1 decade ago
YES -__-
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TheWeirdKid · 1 decade ago
That would be amazing
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sarahmarlowXxx · 1 decade ago
i know right!!!
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beccyisherexxx · 1 decade ago
ikr
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sarahmarlowXxx · 1 decade ago
(;
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FallenAngel* · 1 decade ago
Why blood? Why not...I dont know....fairy dust?!
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sarahmarlowXxx · 1 decade ago
or rainbows!!!!
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
These quotes are getting kinda repetitive :/ despite the attempt to make it slightly less copied...
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sarahmarlowXxx · 1 decade ago
?
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
The quotes about periods and getting texts instead. It's been on this site multiple times by now...
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sarahmarlowXxx · 1 decade ago
oh,sorry..
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
It's fine ^_^ they'll be a million more after this so no need to apologise :) you seem sweet though so you deserve the faves you got :3
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sarahmarlowXxx · 1 decade ago
hahaa aw,thankyou so much you seem lovely(:
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Rach_K · 1 decade ago
Aww, thank you! :3 and thank you so much for following me! :)
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minors · 1 decade ago
Yeah...no. This would be a decent quote if it wasn't trying to appropriate African-American Vernacular English.
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sarahmarlowXxx · 1 decade ago
?
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minors · 1 decade ago
It's basically :/
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kclove5 · 1 decade ago
is mother nature a black, english woman???
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sarahmarlowXxx · 1 decade ago
in this case, yes.
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