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 Most Common Lies:
 -I won't laugh, I promise.
-Your table will be ready in a few minutes.
-I'm just kidding.
-I never got your text.
-I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.
-You will need to know this later in life.
-I'm fine.
-No, I'm ok, I'm just tired.
-Okay, just one more episode.
-I'm on my way.
-Sorry my parents said no.
-You use algebra all the time in real life.

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Most Common Lies: -I won't laugh, I promise. -Your table

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