I like long walks to the fridge.well it feels like a long walk specially from the couch😭but I'm not your type.food is my type.not you.unless you wanna make something awesome with food😍💯 i get the chubbyness from food obviously, food is bae. food is betraying me with chubbs tho🍕 still love you food but shit come on >.< i am now working out and on a diet for my food addiction😎👍
Top fav quotes
"Act like a lady , think like a boss."
"Girls are like country roads, the best ones have curves"
"99% all it takes is food and good hug to make me feel better."
My life is made of snacks and naps on loop, y'all!
hello human males, if you become friends with a girl with the intention of later becoming more than friends, don't you dare complain about her 'friendzoning you.' because she didn't do that; you girlfriendzoned her first and it's not fair to be mad at or insult her for not wanting to be in a relationship. becoming friends with someone for the single purpose of getting together with them later is kind of misleading and weird to begin with, actually, and if you act like her friend, she's going to see you like a friend??? because??? friends??? and if you continue to call her misogynistic names and feel like you're entitled to her nether regions then you're an even worse scumbag and i hope you never get a girlfriend because you really don't deserve one if you only treat girls well when they're behaving how you want them to..
is it just me or am i the only one that listens to music and sings to my dog , and in the song i'm listening to i sing doggy, dog in it like i be listening to... you belong with with me by taylor swift , and the lyrics would go like" my doggy belongs to me doggy doggy dog. *singing* or something like that like i could be listening to anything and my doggy would jump up and the song just sounds right to misplace words with doggy. because i just love my doggy that much. AND im just really dorky LOL <3