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AJP330

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Member Since: 30 Jul 2012 12:18am

Last Seen: 23 Apr 2013 12:41am

Birthday: March 30

Location: USA

Gender: M

user id: 321423

27 Quotes
744 Favorites
22 Following
10 Followers
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  1. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 12:27am UTC
    That quote was so stupid,
    I pressed the Fave button twice.

  2. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    Why is it so fun to drive at night?

  3. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    Success is measured by how high you bounce when you hit bottom.
    nmq

  4. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 1:04am UTC
    click to see this quote

  5. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 12:37am UTC
    Mom: Honey, I want you to know that you can do anything you want in life.
    Me: Actually no I can't.
    Mom: Yes You Can!!
    Me: Actually NO, I can't because what if I want to breed my dog, you know the one that YOU made me get neutered against my will?!?
    I win.

  6. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    I think we can all take
    something from
    Forrest Gump.

  7. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    Gotta Run...
    nmf
    nmq

  8. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 8:15pm UTC
    Friends-
    Im beginning to run low on those.
    nmf

  9. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2013 2:41am UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    Resolved question:
    Does a beavecoon exist?? i swear that i saw one!!!??
    okay so last night in my sleep i was not sleeping and a beavecoon came up and attaced me. i have bruises and scars all over my body. i will post pics l8r. it talked too!! it told me that my waiting time is about to be up! he also told me thesse things
    1. i don't read enough literature
    2. i am an ugly warthog
    3. i am a loser and a fruitcake
    4.i eat too much tuna helper
    5. the earth is in the shape of a geomtericalhogwater
    6. i have lice
    i could go on foerver and ever but i chose not to because the beavecoon told me not too
    i need answers really fast. if the beavecoon sees this he will turn me into a cowurtle
    S.O.S!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Best answer:
    I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!! NOW YOU ARE IN REALLY BIG TROUBLE WITH THE BEAVCOON SOCIETY!!!! I WILL HAVE TO GO TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE BEAVECOON SOCIETY AND DECIDE YOUR PUNISHMENT......GOT TO GO MY MOTHER IS CALLING ME
    SEE YOU TONIGHT!!! I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU!
    OMG

  10. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2012 2:19am UTC
    If I learned one
    thing from my
    hamster, it is that
    running on a wheel
    from your problems
    does nothing.
    nmf

  11. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 12:06am UTC
    That awkward moment when your
    bestfriend frogets you are at his house...

  12. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Best Friends are a real gift.
    You have as much of a choice about whom u end up with as you get to choose your family. They don't look for your flaws, they help you to work past them. They are not embarassed to be in public with you, they will waste a whole day just to be with you. They will listen to your problems and help you fix them. They are the people you sit on the bus with, eat lunch with, and get in trouble with. You know EvErYtHiNg about each other. These are the people who you don't have to try to fit in with. If you are thinking you don't have someone like this, think hard and you will probably find someone.
    Honestly, I would die for my bestfriend, fave if you would to.

  13. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2012 12:47pm UTC
    ITS CHRISTMAS, BUT IM NOT FEELING VERY MERRY.

  14. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 1:03am UTC
    Get TROLLED by the Mayans!!

  15. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2012 12:52am UTC
    FAVE THIS IF YOU KNOW THAT THE WORLD IS NOT GONNA END, BUT UR WAITING UP ANYWAY.

  16. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 10:11pm UTC
    When you are home alone and some one knocks on the door...
    10% say "who is it?"
    64% look through the peep hole.
    25% open the door
    1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
    Fave if you are the 1%!!!!!!!!!!!!
    nmq
    mnf

  17. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    “BALL ME BLAZER”

  18. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    That moment when you are so good at
    Call of Duty, that only hackers can kill
    you.

  19. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 12:05am UTC
    That horrible moment when you lose all of your friends in one day.

  20. AJP330 AJP330
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 11:59pm UTC
    That moment when you
    are
    constantly the winner of
    a new
    iPad.....nmf

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