sarahsassy8

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Hi I just love funny quotes :)

sarahsassy8
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 3:37pm UTC

Me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.Parents:Okay, let me just get dressed..AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD,CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE ABOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG AHOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.Parents:I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.Me:*putting shoes on*Parents:WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TODO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THATTHE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU?YOU ARE SO SELFISH.

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sarahsassy8
posted a quote
December 6, 2012 8:21pm UTC

Really delete this quote?
Me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
Parents: Okay, let me just get dressed..
AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD,
CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A
BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A
HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
Parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
Me: *putting shoes on*
Parents: WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO
DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT
THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU?
YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
©SummerDawnX

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sarahsassy8
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 10:06am UTC

Over breakfast, a woman said to her husband, “I’ll bet you don’t know what day this is.”
At 10:00 a.m., a dozen red roses arrived at the house. At 1:00 p.m., a two-pound box of chocolates was delivered. The designer dress arrived at 3:00.
When her husband came home, the woman ran to meet him and threw her arms around his neck, “I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!”.
Nmq but my format

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sarahsassy8
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 10:01am UTC

On a scale of 1- Nicki Minaj,
how pink should i make my lips?
Nmq but my format

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sarahsassy8
posted a quote
November 4, 2012 9:53am UTC

We are all mature,
until someone brings out the bubble wrap.
-pop- -pop- tee hee he

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sarahsassy8
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 5:05pm UTC

If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice...
They're lying.

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sarahsassy8
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 4:46pm UTC

Oh, so you got arrested?
just say YOLO to the cops and I'm sure they'll understand.
Nmq but my format :)

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sarahsassy8
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 4:41pm UTC

Sorry your password must contain
the entire alphabet, your left foot, a
theme song to a television show,
and the blood of your enemies
Nmq but my format :)

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sarahsassy8
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 4:34pm UTC

Me: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
Parents: Okay, let me just get dressed..
AND CALL THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD,
CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, WRITE A
BOOK, MAKE A 3 COURSE MEAL, DIG A
HOLE TO CHINA, FIND A CURE FOR CANCER.
Parents: I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes.
Me: *putting shoes on*
Parents: WHY DO YOU TAKE SO LONG TO
DO EVERYTHING. WHEN WILL YOU REALIZE THAT
THE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU?
YOU ARE SO SELFISH.
©SummerDawnX

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sarahsassy8
posted a quote
October 24, 2012 3:39pm UTC

Fave if:
1. You check your phone for no reason,
because you know nobody has texted you.
2. You will go slightly out of your way to
step on a crunchy-looking leaf.
3. You always hear your name
when it's not being called.
4. You hate hearing your voice in recordings.
5. You use the word "thingy",
when you can't remember what something is called.
6. You pretend you're writing in class
so the teacher won't call on you.
7. You say the entire alphabet because
you can't remember what letter comes next.
Nmq

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sarahsassy8
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 1:14pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Randomness.
You: Hi!
Stranger: Hey :P
Stranger: bout time i found someone with this common intrest
Stranger: xD
You: I know riight! xD
You: I was like. Wtf
You: :^{D
You: Mustache!
Stranger: nice stache :D
You: Lol, Thank ya thank ya very much!
Stranger: you're ver welcome c":
You: I want ice cream. O.O
Stranger: me too omg
You: Lawl.
Stranger: i'm just hungry ._.
You: I'm ALWAYS hungry. :D
Stranger: LOL me too actually. either that or i'm bored and i use hunger as an excuse xD'
You: xD I'm like moooommm! I'm hungry! Okay.
You: And then I'm like Moooooommmm I'm hungrierrrrr!
Stranger: xD
You: Yup thazz me. B^)
Stranger: i'm going to make some toast, i'll be right back. DON"T GO ANYWHERE!
You: I will NOT. (: Hehe
Stranger: :3
You: Lawl
You: Toast.
You: Omm Nom
You: God! Stranger!
You: Make the toast!
Stranger: LOL
You: Roar.
Stranger: i have to butter it! xD
You: xD
Stranger: brb haha
You: Kay
You: Lemme guess.
You: Butter?
You: Oh wait. Bathroom!
You: No.
You: I'm so crazy!
You: <.<
You: >.>
You: ^.
You: Wait wheres my other hand

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sarahsassy8
posted a quote
October 14, 2012 1:00pm UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Holas!
Stranger: hey
You: Como estas?
You: Bein?
Stranger: bien
You: Y tu/
You: Es stupida.
Stranger: e tu
You: Lol im english
Stranger: yup
You: i have no idea what i just said
You: Does my thumb look spanish to you?
Stranger: somewhat
You: how do you know stalker?!?!
Stranger: i just know
You: So sup again
You: Well your big toe looks italian
Stranger: not much watching the space jump
Stranger: omg howd you know
You: oh cool im wathcing bungee jumping
You: Im physcic
Stranger: cool
You: I know that you have brown hair
Stranger: how
You: im just like that....................awkward turtle!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: true
Stranger: where u from
You: Im from Bikini Bottom.
Stranger: lol me too
You: i LIVE IN A ROCK
You: MY VACATION HOME IS A PINEAPPLE
Stranger: true
You: I love the weather and that awkward squirrel that lives there\
Stranger: lol
You: We could be besties...................
You: I love this site
Stranger: lol depnds
Stranger: me too sometimes
You: sOOOOOO
You: Lets do a friend quiz
You: Whats your age?
Stranger: 23 urs?
You: 21
You: my sis wants to talk shes a serious bum and a rock :|
You: Hello I am this persons serious bum sister
Stranger: hi how old are you
You: Gotta go at the krusty krab byeee!!!!
You: Oh ya this is stranger back
You: Gotta go byeeee
Stranger: cooked

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