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“I AM UGLY and that’s a fact. Guys don’t add me on Facebook and like my pictures, they don’t ask for my number, I get 5 text a day, one from my dad, two from my mom, one from the phone company and another one from some girl in my class asking me if there’s something for tomorrow. Guys don’t text me saying “Good morning beautiful.” or just even saying “Hi, whats up?” if I have any guy friends they’re one maybe two. You guys DO get texts, boys flirt with you, you’re always complaining about boys, when nobody ever calls me pretty. You guys get a compliment at least twice a day, boys play with your hair, kiss your cheek, hold you from behind, and i’m just there watching, and if any boy wants to talk to me it’s because they want me to give them something, or to call me bad names. I don’t have 120 likes on my profile picture, I’m scared of doing a party because I know I would’t have any guy friends to invite. Is it because I don’t let anyone know me? NO, it’s because I don’t look good. Why all the pretty girls out there are full of ‘guy friends’? don’t tell me because they’re the best people ever because it ain’t true. My teeth are not perfect, I don’t like my smile, I’m insecure, my eyes have nothing special, I don’t even have the perfect body, so don’t tell me I’m not ugly because I am.”

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“I AM UGLY and that’s a fact. Guys don’t add

3 faves · 1 comments · Feb 9, 2013 7:13pm

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life · quote · lonely · real · ugly · unattractive · advice

pandabear13 · 1 decade ago
Please, I can't flirt to save me life. Yeah I'm friends with guys, that's because half of them are in ROTC with me. And no I don't get texts in the morning saying good morning beautiful, because I'm not beautiful. But you are. Everything about you is perfect. I love your hair. I wish I had your hair. Your skin is clear, your skinny, and you are just perfect.
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