Ugly Quotes

Juz_Zum_Zombie
posted a quote
October 8, 2017 7:19pm UTC

I want to have nice hair
I want to have pretty eyes
I want to have fuller lips
I want to have clear skin
I want to have longer legs
I want perfectly white and straight teeth
I want to have a smaller nose
I want to have an hourglass figure
I want to be taller
I want to be funnier
I want to be smarter
I want to be pretty
I want to be sexy
I just want to be
b e a u t I f u l
so that you will love me like I love you

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 12, 2016 8:34am UTC

so, at my new job the rule is before your shift you have to count the drawer to make sure the previous person didn't screw up, and after your drawer count to make sure you didnt screw up for the next person. you are never supposed to run on anyone elses. however, since I have been training they made me run on just anyones. so pretty much I've been thrown on a drawer that was never counted from open til close and had more than me on it. the other night it was short $5. now my manager is demanding I pay that. like, there is zero proof it was me. she ran on it in the morning. every time I've worked her drawer it was short. when I haven't, it was not. but I have to pay it. I don't understand. she has a note saying you shouldn't let anyone run on your drawer because their shortages are yours. I was on her drawer so?

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seafoam*
posted a quote
May 6, 2016 2:48pm UTC

What man wants to lie down
and watch the world burn
in his bedroom?
Your daughter's face is a small riot,
her hands are a civil war,
a refugee camp behind each ear,
a body littered with ugly things.
But God,
doesn't she wear
the world well
—Warsan Shire, Ugly

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
May 2, 2016 4:22am UTC

It is 4am and I have to get up at 5am for work. I have yet to sleep. I am screwed. and I am working with people who didn't seem the friendliest. so, I am kinda scared about that to boot.
working 8 hours on no sleep with people that seem mean. heaven help me.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
April 5, 2016 12:02pm UTC

I do like 20-30 mimutes a day on an elliptical (unless someone is home. then no thank you.) depending on what time I finally get around to doing it, what I ate, the resistence, etc. and yeah it's hard, but it's supposed to be. and I can do 30 minutes of that. as a fattie. and it gives me great joy that I can do that. and that the non-fattie people in my house, that like to make me feel like crap for being a fattie, are dead and can't hit 5 minutes (even with 0 resistence.)

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MyDarkFate
posted a quote
July 14, 2015 3:36pm UTC

Your heroes
Wear Capes
My heroes
Wear war paint
Have tattoos
And sing away the pain

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MyDarkFate
posted a quote
July 13, 2015 10:48pm UTC

Mirror Mirror
Cant you see?
What you show
Is
Killing me.

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MyDarkFate
posted a quote
July 13, 2015 10:47pm UTC

Mirror Mirror
Cant you see?
What you show
Is
Killing me.

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Vanessa15*
posted a quote
June 8, 2015 3:06am UTC

such a pity a boy so
pretty with an ugly heart

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Crzy_Insanity*
posted a quote
May 4, 2015 9:34am UTC

The things I wish I could say about you, the father of my child. I used to could say some of the kindest things, but now the things you say are cruel. You tell me you don't love me, when you used to tell me everyday. You would run your fingers through my hair now instead you'd rather pull it. You used to hold my heart carefully in your hands, but now you'd rather crush it. Instead of telling me I'm beautiful each and everyday you tell me how ugly and fat I am. You tell me I can never take care of our baby right. And when you don't have to work and I'm so happy your home so we can spend days together you leave me and our son all alone at home to hang out with your friends. Last year around this time we were so full of love we were bursting from the seams. Now you are filled with hatred towards me. I can't help that I have stretch marks and gained some baby weight but you were so happy when we found out that I was pregnant. Now you look at me with disgust and only hold your son to feed him. You never sit and talk to him for hours at a time like I do. But, I know you love him. I just wish I knew you loved me too. :( But sadly I know you don't love me anymore but I don't want our son to have split up parents so I'll take all your abuse like a pill one at a time until my body can't take it anymore.

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phee
posted a quote
March 18, 2015 10:34am UTC

That picture was so
bad,
It's going to have to be
deleted...
from the deleted
album.
byphee

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EmoTional_WreckXxXxXxX
posted a quote
March 9, 2015 7:56pm UTC

I wish i could be skinny

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Destasuarusrex
posted a quote
January 8, 2015 12:15pm UTC

This is not a beautiful or appealing quote, it doesn't have to be. My question for all of you Wittians:
Do you feel beautiful or do you hate yourself?
Feel free to comment whatever you feel about yourself.

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HelloKittyy11
posted a quote
December 10, 2014 2:28am UTC

I hate looking ugly the first time I meet someone like wait I can do better than this I swear

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HelloKittyy11
posted a quote
December 10, 2014 2:27am UTC

you don't understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you're ugly

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HelloKittyy11
posted a quote
December 10, 2014 2:09am UTC

you know you're ugly when you're taking a selfie and the app freezes and closes itself.

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DinoDes
posted a quote
November 26, 2014 4:41pm UTC

"So I guess I'll just curl up and die too."

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
October 17, 2014 11:44pm UTC

Listen here. I don't give a d@mn how attractive you think you look, if you have an ugly heart, you're ugly.

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gravity_enemy
posted a quote
October 17, 2014 2:55pm UTC

There are only two things in the world that you really have to do. You must begin, and you must die. When you are born, you are a small, yet delicate person. When you die, (usually old) you are a large, yet delicate person. Generally you’ll find many similarities from when you are born to when you die. You begin in diapers, and you end in diapers. You’ll end up smelling like poop. You’re not very attractive looking. The list goes on. The difference is, you are born with no knowledge, wisdom or experience, but you do die with knowledge, wisdom, and experience. Such a shame it’s not the other way around.

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*blushes*
posted a quote
October 11, 2014 9:34am UTC

Don't think of yourself
as an ugly person.
Think of yourself
as a beautiful monkey.

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