Me texting my guy friend:

Him: Question hour....  It can be anything stupid, funny, perverted, ANYTHING...... you first.
So we went back and forth for a while....
Him: Would you rather fly or have x-ray vision
Me: Fly. Would you rather date someone you don't get to see but get along well with, or date someone you see a lot but don't really like?
Him: 1st. would you rather do it with my brother or me?
Me: You. um... propel or kool aid?
Him: lol kool aid
Me: lol cool
Him: My brother or me?
Me: you. me or ur ex?
Him: Which newest or oldest?
Me: all or newest. which ever.
Him: You definitely you

Made my day!
I kinda have a crush on him...