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  1. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2016 12:02am UTC
    my family: it's like.. I got two moms, but they are and never were a couple. like, I get two of everything when it comes to holidays and crap. so, it's also kinda like having divorced parents. without actually having two parents. I have a mom. totally birthed me out (in a car) and everything. and then I have "mom #2" who is just my mom's bestie who has known me for my entire life, and takes on a lot of parental roles. like I just had second Christmas, and it wasn't no weak a.ss gifts. she got me stuff, plus a $100 amazon gift card. that is like.. family gift. that is more than family gift. like I got my cousin a $20 blow gun and $10 paintballs that go with it. that's it.

  2. Charlotte* Charlotte*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    Saying you understand just to make the teacher go away when you really have no idea.

  3. уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ* уσυαяєѕσνєяувєαυтιfυℓχχ*
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 4:17pm UTC
    What have I done wrong,
    to make the people I love
    hate me and leave me?
    Is it because I'm annoying? Probably
    Is it because I'm a burden? Probably
    Is it because I'm useless? Probably
    Is it because I'm worthless? Definitely
    - Me

  4. Heartless17* Heartless17*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    Me texting my guy friend:
    Him: Question hour.... It can be anything stupid, funny, perverted, ANYTHING...... you first.
    So we went back and forth for a while....
    Him: Would you rather fly or have x-ray vision
    Me: Fly. Would you rather date someone you don't get to see but get along well with, or date someone you see a lot but don't really like?
    Him: 1st. would you rather do it with my brother or me?
    Me: You. um... propel or kool aid?
    Him: lol kool aid
    Me: lol cool
    Him: My brother or me?
    Me: you. me or ur ex?
    Him: Which newest or oldest?
    Me: all or newest. which ever.
    Him: You definitely you
    Made my day!
    I kinda have a crush on him...

:)

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