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When I was younger I'd

put my arms in my shirt and

told people I lost my arms.

I would restart the video game

whenever I knew was going to

lose.

I would sleep with all of my

stuffed animals so none of

them would feel left out.

I had that one pen with six

colors, and tried to push all

the buttons at once.

I poured my soda in a cap

and acted like I was taking

shots.

I would wait behind the door

to scare someone, but then

leave cause they were taking

to long or I had to pee..

I would fake sleep so my dad

could carry me to bed.

I used to think the moon

followed my car.

I used to watch those two

drops of rain roll down my

window and pretend its a

race.

I used to follow fruit seeds and

be scared to death that a tree

would grow in my stomach.

Remember when we were

kids and couldn't wait to grow

up?

What were we thinking?

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