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Me 50% of the time: I want to do well in school and make my parents proud and wear pretty clothes and do yoga and drink green tea and be in control of my life
Me the other 50%: I want to drink too much and not care about anyone and kiss boys whose names I don't remember and always go out with my friends and be out of control
Me actually: *sitting in my bed, Wittying, listening to music or watching TV, eating, crying, doing nothing all day long*
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Me 50% of the time: I want to do well in school and make my parents

377 faves · 8 comments · Jan 27, 2013 12:47pm

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*nerium* · 1 decade ago
Basically.
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niCol22 · 1 decade ago
This is my life..
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MaxEatsCrayons · 1 decade ago
This is sad because it's true..
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Starcrossed* · 1 decade ago
My life in a quote...

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AnnaBranum · 1 decade ago
That awkward moment when you are drinking green tea while reading this.....
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lilbit3 · 1 decade ago
omg this is so me. This completely matches my life.
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mrslillyhoran · 1 decade ago
I literally thought I was the only one. This is my lifee
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LiliBlackHeart · 1 decade ago
Lol I just saw this on tumblr
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