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I have 5 days to eat

whatever the f... I want,

when I want,

so that in 2013,



I'll stick to my New Years 

Resolution





and lose all this ugly fat on my ugly body.








 
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I have 5 days to eat whatever the f... I want, when I want, so

29 faves · 22 comments · Dec 26, 2012 3:53pm

of_mice_and_lucifer*

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ilovedesterymoore happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
Eating as much meat as I can. New Year's Resolution is to be a pescetarian.
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CalmDownCurly · 1 decade ago
Wait a minute... I just looked at your profile, and I saw your pretty face and skinny body. I'm kind of having a serious wtf moment right now, because you're talking about all this "ugly fat", and you have a perfect, healthy body, and an adorable face. SOOO many people would kill to have your body; be as thin as you; have such a beautiful face. UGH. Right now, I am frustrated, because you are just going to reply with something like "you're crazy if you don't think I'm fat and ugly", or you're going to ignore me-and all these other people- who are telling you how frickin gorgeous you are, and you're going to end up starving yourself and making that fit body of yours become a heap of bones. Please, look in a mirror, see the good in yourself, and do not waste your energy on ruining your body.
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
I'm not ruining my body. I'm trying to make it beautiful.
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CalmDownCurly · 1 decade ago
See? my prediction came true! You ARE ALREADY BEAUTIFUL! Starving yourself gives you acne, it quickens your metabolism, destroys your kidneys and liver, and checks you into a hospital for recovery, where you gain all that weight and more back. Your body is already thin and fit.
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CalmDownCurly · 1 decade ago
I mean "slows your metabolism".
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HannahLovesYou123 · 1 decade ago
Doing the same thing.
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
Darling, don't do that. You are so beautiful, and I bet your body is too. <3
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Saphacier · 1 decade ago
You're beautiful :p And you're definitely not fat.
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the_story_left_untold · 1 decade ago
can you go on chat gorrgeous..
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DoodleLove · 1 decade ago
Are you serious? You're so skinny. I would die to have your body. Seriously.
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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
Can I rephrase the last sentence by adding a word?
*and lose all this non-existent ugly fat on my body.
There, that's better.
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
Hmmm, I think you're talking about yourself. I do have ugly fat on my ugly body.
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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
I do not believe that for a second. Do you realise you are the only person in the whole world that believes you're fat?
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
Nope. Some guy called me fat at school, so obviously I'm not the only one
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SheWolf · 1 decade ago
Now why the he'll would you believe some random idiot you don' t even know, and who doesn't give a damn about you?
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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
Oh dear, he should get a better optician.
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
Nope I see what he was talking about. I totally agree with him. I'm going to hate myself so much tomorrow. I'm eating my big giant bag of dark chocolate m&ms... (my favorite. i love dark chocolate. and chocolate.)
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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
Judging form the picture of yourself on your profile, you're skinnier than me (and I'm quite a bit underweight.)
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
lol well that was from like 3 months ago. i've probably gained a lot
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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
You've probably not, even if you had, it probably means you're due a growth spurt because you're still young. It happens to me all the time.
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of_mice_and_lucifer* · 1 decade ago
nope. it's because i lose control all the time and i eat. fat fat fat fat is all i get
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.joyriding.* · 1 decade ago
(You're not) but if you were fat, what would be so wrong with that? Would it make you stupider, ignorant, nasty? No. You would be the same person, still amazing and beautiful and talented at writing fantastic quotes.
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