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1. SheWolf
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   January 16, 2013 8:57pm UTC
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2. SheWolf
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   January 11, 2013 7:19pm UTC
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3. SheWolf
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   January 2, 2013 1:10pm UTC
   Greetings from my history class.
   
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4. SheWolf
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   October 31, 2012 10:37am UTC
   T h e w o o d s a r e l o v e ly,
   D a r k a n d d e e p. . .
   But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep.
   ~Robert Frost
   
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5. SheWolf
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   October 13, 2012 11:38am UTC
   Swans only have one partner for their whole life.
   If their partner dies, they could pass away
   from a broken heart.
   </3
   
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6. SheWolf
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   October 8, 2012 4:34pm UTC
   Humans
   are the only creatures on earth
   that will cut down trees,
   make paper, and then write,
   "SAVE TREES" on them.
   nmq
   
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7. SheWolf
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   October 8, 2012 3:20pm UTC
   Plot Twist: Steve is really your pet cat, and Witty Profiles is just your imagination
   
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8. SheWolf
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   September 30, 2012 6:53pm UTC
   It's not that I hate you...
   But if your earphones were stuck in your ears,
   I'd make sure that 'Call Me Maybe' was put on
   replay. ;)
   
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9. SheWolf
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   September 24, 2012 3:45pm UTC
   Plot Twist: Getting your period was fun
   
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10. SheWolf
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    August 28, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    Plot Twist: Krabby Patties didn't have a secret ingredient.
    
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11. SheWolf
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    August 18, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    My Conversation with Cleverbot:
    Me:Tell Me a Lie
    Cleverbot: I Wish
    Me: I Want
    Cleverbot: Stand Up
    Me: What Makes You Beautiful
    Cleverbot: Gotta Be You
    Me: Louis Tomlinson
    Cleverbot: Harry Styles
    Me: Harry's gravy
    Cleverbot: Carrots
    Me: How many R's?
    Cleverbot: Six.
    Conclusion: Cleverbot is a Directioner!
    True Story
    
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12. SheWolf
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    August 17, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    My Cat: Meow, mreow, MEEEOW!
    Me: What's wrong, little buddy?
    My Cat: *Rubs against legs* Purrrr
    Me: Awww... *Scoops up*
    My Cat: *Climbs onto shoulder*
    Me: What are you doing?
    My Cat: *Uses my face as launching pad to the top of refridgerator.*
    Me: OWW! I knew it was too good to be true...
    True Story.
    
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