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Hey dad, you got any condoms? I'm going to need protection for when I go clubbing later ;)
Your face is protection enough.
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Hey dad, you got any condoms? I'm going to need protection

237 faves · 2 comments · Dec 25, 2012 9:09pm

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ImNotNormal · 1 decade ago
I don't get it.
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nopatience · 1 decade ago
saying he's ugly
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