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me: *stubs toe and screams in pain*
parents: hmm i wonder what that minor disturbance is

me: *accidentally knocks down shampoo bottle in shower and makes a slight thud sound*
parents: HOLY CRUD OH MY LORD WHAT WAS THAT NOISE WAS THAT A GUNSHOT OH MY LORD OUR DAUGHTER IS DEAD



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me: *stubs toe and screams in pain* parents: hmm i wonder what

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squishy128 · 1 decade ago
So true!
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