Little Brother: How does kissing feel?
Me: Well it feels kind of weird.
Brother: How am I supposed to kiss?
Me: Just press your lips to hers, I guess.
Brother: I heard you're supposed to lick her
teeth.
Me: Yeah when you're sixteen not twelve.
Brother: I'm nervous. What if I throw up?
Will I throw up in her mouth?
Me: This conversation is over. Good luck.
Goodbye.
