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Me: My shirt fell.

Mom: But it sounded much heavier.

Me: I was in it.

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Mom: What happened? Me: My shirt fell. Mom: But it sounded much

800 faves · 24 comments · Nov 22, 2012 2:14pm

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hiimhi · 1 decade ago
But yeah this is perfect XD
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giveyourheartabreak · 1 decade ago
Haha ya I saw this on twitter and i was like "I need to post this on witty!!!" haha
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
are u that fat?
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hiimhi · 1 decade ago
Please, stop, your kindness is overwhelming.
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giveyourheartabreak · 1 decade ago
hahaha i love this
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giveyourheartabreak · 1 decade ago
oh yes i weigh 2000 pounds :)
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
I was just asking, dont be so rude, im new here and i dont understand anything everyone is saying
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giveyourheartabreak · 1 decade ago
I wasn't trying to be rude I was just joking, like you were. I'm sorry if I came off as rude.
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hiimhi · 1 decade ago
I'm not trying to be mean, but you don't have to be rude about it....
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
about this quote? well i just dont understand why everyone are saying they are fat or ugly and even she said it in the quote.
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hiimhi · 1 decade ago
Oh okay, I thought you were directly calling her fat, sorry bout that :)
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giveyourheartabreak · 1 decade ago
No I'm not saying I'm fat. I'm just saying it's pretty hard to heard a shirt fall in another room but it's gonna sound a lot louder if a person falls rather than a shirt.
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
oh well sorry, i thought u meant that u were calling urself fat - i dont understand most of these quotes :L x
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giveyourheartabreak · 1 decade ago
Haha it's okay. When I first joined witty I didn't understand some of the quotes either :)
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
thanks :) and i know, lots of people like different music and everything x
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giveyourheartabreak · 1 decade ago
oh that's good. See you're fitting in already :)
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
yes but thats just because your nice to me. everyone here seems to like nutella and you me at six, and i just hate them both :L and everyone here is insecure so i keep asking them why and they dont give me straight serious answers x oh well xx
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giveyourheartabreak · 1 decade ago
Aw :) and yeah well nutella is the bomb haha. And yes a lot of people are insecure on this website, including me, but I'm sure people aren't trying to be mean when they aren't giving you a straight answer it's just really hard to explain why you're insecure, there's not really a simple answer.
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
well they say stuff like "Because I'm like a like dinosaur like lolololol" and In just dont get it and whenwhen i tell the to stop stop she said something rreally sick like "its a joke not a d/ck dont take it so hard" and yeah i dont like much wittians :L
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giveyourheartabreak · 1 decade ago
Aw who was it? And yeah I know some people on here can be b.tches but most of the wittians on here are nice :)
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princessboutique · 1 decade ago
hmm, the only nice wittian i talked to so far is u x
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giveyourheartabreak · 1 decade ago
Aw :( well how long have you been on here for?
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enchantedsecrets · 1 decade ago
:P
i know im too old to be playing online games, but can you please visit this site for me? just go there and exit it.
https://epicfreeprizes.com/?ref=1664918
Thank you! I followed you in return :]
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giveyourheartabreak · 1 decade ago
i visited it :)
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