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1. lollipop914*
   posted a quote
   March 20, 2013 5:03pm UTC
   Today, i was in Spanish class when my friend in a wheelchair rolls by and starts singing, "they see me rollin, they hatin." I couldn't stop laughing.
   
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2. lollipop914*
   posted a quote
   February 18, 2013 10:33am UTC
   2014
   OMG Disney has changed so much! Who remembers Shake It Up and A.N.T. farm? Ugh!
   
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3. lollipop914*
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2013 4:59pm UTC
   Who else
   Adds a qoute, then goes to the newest section just to see their qoute agan?
   Just me? Thought so.
   
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4. lollipop914*
   posted a quote
   January 22, 2013 4:55pm UTC
   #
   Remember when this was a number sign?
   
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5. lollipop914*
   posted a quote
   January 19, 2013 10:12am UTC
   Teacher: does anyone have any suggestions as to how we can keep this school safe and clean?
   Me: By staying at home
   
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6. lollipop914*
   posted a quote
   January 8, 2013 8:29pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment
   when you realize the garbage goes out more than you
   
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7. lollipop914*
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2013 12:31pm UTC
   Ya i got a new years kiss
   from my dad
   
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8. lollipop914*
   posted a quote
   December 16, 2012 4:45pm UTC
   Think about it
   Just think
   How much can be gone
   In just a blink
   26 lives can be clenched
   In such short timing
   To tell you the truth
   There is no silver lining
   Think about it
   All those kids
   Who will never come back
   For that one special kiss
   A man so selfish
   Mad at his mum
   To take them away
   With the shot of a gun
   Think about it
   On Christmas day
   Taking those wrapped presents
   And throwing them away
   For all those families
   Who cry and cry
   They never got a chance
   To say goodbye
   Think about it
   Everyone matters
   Heaven gained 26 angels
   As all dreams shattered
   MQ
   
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9. lollipop914*
   posted a quote
   December 9, 2012 10:39am UTC
   Mom: You're in big trouble! Come down right now!!
   Reaction when I was a kid: * runs down as fat as legs can carry me* nooooooooo mommy i love you don't do this to me!!!!!!!
   Reaction now: cool story bro. *stays in room*
   
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10. lollipop914*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2012 12:28pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when your mom thinks spongebob is a cheese...
    
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11. lollipop914*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Woman: 15 pairs of heels, 10 pairs of flats, 3 pairs of flip flops, 12 pairs of boots.
    Man: a worn out, old pair of sneakers
    
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12. lollipop914*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    I just saw this article
    " Stewart shows many faces- the may faces of Kristen Stewart"
    What has this world come to
    
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13. lollipop914*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2012 8:39pm UTC
    WHO REMEMBERS
    A big white van started following you
    
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14. lollipop914*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Mom: can you get off the com--
    Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    
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15. lollipop914*
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 11:03am UTC
    Lets just pretend that this is a good quote with a good format.
    
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16. lollipop914*
    posted a quote
    November 3, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    Take your age
    Add 4
    Subtract 4
    That's your age
    NMQ (Credit to: Meowcat)
    
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17. lollipop914*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2012 3:13pm UTC
    All I Want For Christmas is you...
    to get hit by a bus
    NMQ (credit to Joy97)
    
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18. lollipop914*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2012 6:19pm UTC
    I think i have a problem. i weigh 40 pounds
    On Mars
    
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19. lollipop914*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 9:42am UTC
    MIRANDA COSGROVE
    fave Drake and Josh
    Comment i-Carly
    
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20. lollipop914*
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Someone- I love your hair
    Me- Thanks, I grew it myself
    
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