Hipster Giraffe: I only eat
the leaves on the top of the tree. You've probably never seen
them.
Hipster Charlie Brown: My teacher womped before dubstep.
Hipster Penguin: Was cold before it was cool.
Hipster Rapunzel: I had glowing hair before Lady Gaga made it
cool.
Hipster Steve: Facebook was too mainstream for him, so he made
witty profiles.
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