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Teacher: What happened in 1809?
Me: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1819?
Me: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

 
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Teacher: What happened in 1809? Me: Abraham Lincoln was born.

612 faves · 4 comments · Nov 8, 2012 5:58pm

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DepressionHurtsWorseThenMurder · 1 decade ago
I just lol'ed
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kiaranine · 1 decade ago
lmfao
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roseth0rn · 1 decade ago
70th, :)
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LookingThroughRoseColoredGlasses · 1 decade ago
69th fave, woot woot.
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