me: *singing Ed Sheeran*
Liam: stop, you're a terrible singer
me: you're a terrible....person
Liam: ohhhh good one
me: shut up, I'm not good with confrontation
Liam: says the kid playing video games and killing people
me: YEAH BUT THEYRE NOT REAL
Liam: maybe they have virtual families. Look at what you're doing
me: I will cut you
Liam: I will draw a mustache on your face while you're asleep
me: get out of my house
Liam: this is my house
me:......f*ck
Liam: you fail, bro. You just fail.