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*first english class*

Mr. Parensi: *takes attendance* Sarah Underwood?
Sarah: Here!
Mr. Parensi: Oh cool. We have celebrity in our midst.
Sarah: *laughing* No, that's Carrie Underwood.
Mr. Parensi: Really? I could have sworn there was a famous person named Sarah Underwood...
Sarah: Yeah...umm...she's a playboy playmate....
Mr. Parensi:
Me:
Sarah:
Class:
School:
Mr. Parensi: I'll give you all an A if you don't tell your parents about this.

^^true story

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