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destroythesilence

1. destroythesilence
   posted a quote
   December 14, 2012 2:46pm UTC
   Me: *sees a couple*
   Me: They're so cute together
   Me: I hate them
   
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2. destroythesilence
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   November 17, 2012 10:24am UTC
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3. destroythesilence
   posted a quote
   October 13, 2012 10:31pm UTC
   I think that teachers test the maturity of their students by making "69" the answer to a math problem
   
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4. destroythesilence
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2012 5:50pm UTC
   Most People: *Wakes up early to go to school*
   Me: *Wakes up early to go on the internet*
   
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5. destroythesilence
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2012 9:03pm UTC
   Dentist: How was your summer?
   Patient: Uqweruoipwaszldj
   Dentist: Great
   
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6. destroythesilence
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2012 8:58pm UTC
   After a sports game:
   Good game
   Good game
   Good game
   Good game
   F**k you
   Good game
   Good game
   Good game
   nmq
   
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7. destroythesilence
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2012 8:39pm UTC
   Full Battery
   Takes 3 hours to get here
   Is gone in 4 seconds
   mf/nmq
   
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8. destroythesilence
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2012 6:25pm UTC
   My mom: Dinner is ready!
   Me: Okay!
   My mom: It's ready!
   Me: Okay!!!
   My mom: Come down dinner is ready!
   Me: OKAY I'M COMING!
   My mom: Don't you dare talk to me like that
   
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9. destroythesilence
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2012 2:47pm UTC
   Me: Am I stubborn?
   Friend: Yes.
   Me: No I'm not!!
   
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10. destroythesilence
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
    Teacher: I don't know can you?
    Me:
    Me: That's why I was ask--
    Teacher: Nevermind just go
    
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11. destroythesilence
    posted a quote
    October 2, 2012 8:13pm UTC
    Dear Dictionary,
    If I don't know how to spell the word, how the hell am I supposed to look it up?
    Cinserele,
    im not even close am i
    
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12. destroythesilence
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2012 9:46am UTC
    Sit back down! We still have 18 seconds left!
    -Every teacher
    
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13. destroythesilence
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2012 11:03pm UTC
    When your teacher calls on you to read to the class
    And you feel like you've been chosen for the Hunger Games
    
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14. destroythesilence
    posted a quote
    September 24, 2012 7:33pm UTC
    Me: I'm gonna do all my homework this year
    Me:
    Me: Screw this
    Me: Hello Witty.
    
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15. destroythesilence
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 2:48pm UTC
    Teacher: Good morning class!
    Class: Good morning!
    Me: *grunt*
    
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16. destroythesilence
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2012 6:15pm UTC
    Most People: *Chokes on food*
    Me: *Chokes on my own spit*
    
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17. destroythesilence
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 11:00am UTC
    Other Teenagers: Imma go partayy all night long seeya later
    Their mom: Okay
    Me: *Crossing the street*
    Mom: Hold my hand
    
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18. destroythesilence
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    Demi Lovato: Let me give your heart a break give your heart a--
    Me: How about you give my ears a break instead
    
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19. destroythesilence
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Me: *drops something*
    Me: *spends 10 minutes trying to pick it up with my feet*
    
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20. destroythesilence
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2012 10:10pm UTC
    I've always wondered
    what Edward did when Bella was on her period.
    
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