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What would you do if One day you woke up and were the opposite

354 faves · 53 comments · Sep 3, 2012 8:28pm

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The_One_In_The_Back · 1 decade ago
Go to the doctor...
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ILikeFrogs · 1 decade ago
Pee.
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elizabethanne12 · 1 decade ago
ummmm no comment haha I would be scared to go to the bathroom
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themockingjay · 1 decade ago
pee my name into the snow
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ricecrispy2128 · 1 decade ago
lol i don't feel like posting it on the internet o.o
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SmokedSalmon · 1 decade ago
PLAY WITH MY MOTHERFUCKIINGG PENISSS!!!!!!!
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MarcuzIssexy · 1 decade ago
Every single boys is gonna have something to do with getting naked or touching your boobs.
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MichelleBabee · 1 decade ago
Uhhh prob do what Nicki Minaj said in one of her songs....Pull my d!ck out n on someone.lmfao! xD
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XxSpecialkayxX · 1 decade ago
Pee on EVERYTHING
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frisco0317 · 1 decade ago
scream and then stare at my sexiness ;)
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Scorpionpoisoned · 1 decade ago
Build up my body, get hotter
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Melina DiMambro is bae* · 1 decade ago
None of my clothes will fit lol :(
I don't know, I'll probably look at myself and wish I was a girl again or smth lol
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sky* · 1 decade ago
I would look at my . And probably poke it or something. xD
and how would you explain that to your parents? O_o
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wittyquotesgurl · 1 decade ago
i would check to see if i have a . :) & then be happy because then i won't have periods anymore!
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IEatPieAllDayandNight · 1 decade ago
i'd be like OMG YAY IVE ALWAYS WANTED A
but then i'd miss my boobies.
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3wordssayitall · 1 decade ago
i would love it!>.< ive always wanted to be a guy o.o
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spottedleaf · 1 decade ago
well....
1.) i'd be amazingly sexy ;)
2.) i'd look at myself naked in a mirror, and be like, "woah. so that's what a dude look's like."
3.) i'd get a renob (spell it backward), and know what it looks like
4.) like Boo_Bear, i'd do it, to know how a guy feels during it
5.) i'd strip down to my boxers, walk up to random girls, in a Walmart or somewhere, and tell them they look absolutely gorgeous, and that their perfect guy will come for them soon ;)

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crazyxbeautifulxlife · 1 decade ago
id be like OMG WHUT I HAVE A . and then go around to all the guys and see what they thought of girl version me
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Larrystylinson1243 · 1 decade ago
hit myself in the balls to see if it really hurt.................:)
i have my reasons
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Boo_Bear · 1 decade ago
1look at myself baled as long as I had channing tatums body

2hit myself in the balls

3 Get a boned to know what its like

4Have to know what a guy feels during it

5go up to every girl I see that has low self esteem, take of my shirt since I look like channing tatum and tell her howbeauttiful she is

6 lastly I would join a sports team and shower with all the hot muscular guys but they would think I'm just another hot guy and be like cool Dick bro and id be like thanks you to*grins seductively*

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