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STUPIDITY
Teacher: Every one get a Dictionary from my desk.
Girl: Where do we get the Dictionaries?
Teacher: *Points at me* Tell her where to get the books.
Me: *points at teachers desk* up there.
Girl: So we have to get them from your desk?
Teacher: Yes, and while you have that Dictionary, look up the word stupidity.
Girl: Why, what does that mean?
Teacher: You will find your name.
Girl: Really? OMG! I'll look in it right now.
Class:
Teacher:
Class:

Girl:
Hey, this says the state of being stupid..
Teacher: Oh, Im sorry, was I mistaken?
Class: *In Unison* No I think you were right
Girl: I still don't understand why you lied about me being in there..that was mean.
 
I didn't use her real name because I'm not sure if she has a Witty, But this is a true story and it happened on Friday♥
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STUPIDITY Teacher: Every one get a Dictionary from my desk. Girl:

595 faves · 13 comments · Aug 25, 2012 5:08pm

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gmarie · 1 decade ago
Like the girl in my history class who asked if the soldiers in the battle of gettysburg had trouble fighting because of all the monuments in the way....
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MyOtherWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
woww, this worries me, but that's an awesome teacher! lol
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dukey95 · 1 decade ago
@storypanda99 he's an awesome teacher, he's my favorite. You just have to warm up to him. And usually he's just messing around with us. But I couldn't tell if he was serious or not. But she is really dumb, and it was funny
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storypanda99 · 1 decade ago
if a teacher did that at my school, they'd get fired. actually, if my history teacher got fired, i wouldn't mind that
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Just Desserts* · 1 decade ago
I worry about her future...
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ghost town girl* · 1 decade ago
THE DUMB BLONDE TO END ALL DUMB BLONDES!!! is she even blonde XD
~not to be offensive~
~i am as well a blonde~
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Harley91594 · 1 decade ago
BAMF teacher!
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dukey95 · 1 decade ago
Just for the record shes 16, thank you @WittyEnough and this is a true story, and okay so it is a little pathetic, but EVERYONE in my class laughed, plus they Witty doesnt have a pathetic category..
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hallucinating* · 1 decade ago
How do you know she's 13?
-lessthanthirteen
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ImmaDirectioner · 1 decade ago
Lol
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lessthanthirteen · 1 decade ago
There's no way that someone who is 13 didn't know what the word 'stupidity' meant or would actually believe that her name would be next to it. And if this is a real story, then that's more pathetic than it is funny
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Kailey♥* · 1 decade ago
vvv I agree, you have the best. teacher. ever.
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JirachiGirl happy witty anniversary! · 1 decade ago
That is one awesome teacher.
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