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*home alone*
me: WITTY TIME!
me: goodbye pants, hello nutella
me: DIS ONE IS FOR THE BOYS WITH THE BOOMIN' SYSTEM
me: noone can complain about my music. i should listen to really cool indie stuff that annoys my parents
me: DONT STOP BELEIVING! HOLD ONTO THAT FEEELING!
me: i dont know if i like the original or the glee version best.
me: damn rachel berry, how do you hit that high note?
me: hehehe i can do what i want on youtube
*5 mins later*
me: snape snape severus snape DUMBLEDORE!
me: i wonder if i could invite all my witty friends for a big party?
me: but they live in different states
me: and countries
me: and time zones
me: and hemispheres
me: air guitar it is then!
me: DON'T WANNA BE AN ANERICAN IDIOT DA NANANANA
*phone rings*
me: if it's important they'll ring back
me: unless it's a murderer
me:
me:
me:
me: crap
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*home alone* me: WITTY TIME! me: goodbye pants, hello nutella

187 faves · 2 comments · Aug 7, 2012 8:18am

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MrsNiallHoran13 · 1 decade ago
Oh my gosh story of my life xD
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JJLovie · 1 decade ago
different time zones and countries? ASDFGHHGFDFGKL THAT'S ME
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