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Skye *

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Member Since: 28 Jul 2011 12:32pm

Last Seen: 27 Jun 2014 11:24am

Birthday: September 20

Location: In the Tardis.

Gender: F

user id: 200634

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Well, I'm kinda weird.
Im 16, and in the class of 2015
I Kinda have an obsession with The Beatles.
And Mumford and Sons.
Yep.
So I've been through a lot, and have been hurt a lot,
BUT..I learn from it.
So if you ever need help, Im here <3
( and I made this when I was a young goofball so don't judge my old stuff, haha :D )
- Skye *





 


  1. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2014 7:36am UTC
    Online Class:
    You must spend 2-4 hours a day
    on the educational website to earn credit!
    Me:
    * opens educational website*
    *does the easy coursework*
    *keeps the tab open *
    *opens witty*
    *wins at life*
    and they will never know....

  2. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 11:46am UTC
    And sometimes,
    MY HAIR
    gets to my food before I do...

  3. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2014 8:21am UTC
    "Imagine if our mothers saw our Wittys.."
    Okay, sure, that'd be weird.
    But imagine if OUR FATHERS saw them.
    All the crazy questions..
    They'd be like
    " WHO THE HECK IS STEVE?!?"

  4. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 4:09pm UTC
    Real Eyes
    Realize
    Real Lies

  5. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 4:05pm UTC
    Things That Annoy Us:
    When we get mad
    and someone says,
    " Oh, I'm sorry ,
    are you on your period?"
    NO.
    Like, why do we have to be
    on our period to be mad?!?
    -.-'
    silly people.

  6. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 11:44am UTC
    And while he was sending me lovely things like
    " I love you my angel, my boo, I will be back soon xx <3"
    He was sending her messages saying
    " My girlfriend won't care, she won't mind me having a friend with benifits ;) <3 "
    I never thought it was possible to hurt as much as it did
    when I read those messages.

  7. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 11:22am UTC
    DEAR HEARTS,
    If you could stop loving people who hurt you, that'd be great!
    SERIOUSLY.
    LIKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
    STHAP.
    -Sincerely, Everyone.

  8. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 11:18am UTC
    Trust is a funny thing.
    I trusted him.
    I gave him a special place in my heart
    Only to have it torn out and stolen by him.
    And I dont think the hole can ever be filled again.

  9. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2014 10:52am UTC
    I give everyone I know
    A good reason to go
    Now I live with the belief
    That Everyone I love is gonna leave me

  10. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2014 7:46am UTC
    Okay. Here goes. This happened thursday.
    Him: Hey.
    Me: Hey. It's Been a while. You okay?
    Him: No, this year is still sh*t. I told you. More pictures of that beautiful body of yours will be the only thing that makes me happy.
    Me: NICK. I TOLD you i would not talk to you if you kept begging. Yes, i caved in ONCE. but STOP PUSHING.
    Him: Well, just to let you know, i tried to kill myself twice this week. OD'd on meds and ran into the street, some guy stopped and I woke up in the hospital. You don't want me to kill myself, do you? More n*des would make me so happy ;)
    This continued for a while. Soon, it got to this...
    Him: DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT? GODD*MMIT I WILL. DO YOU WANT ME TO BLACKMAIL YOU? I DONT WANT TO!!! BUT I WILL!!! JUST FIFTEEN PICTURES THAT'S ALL I ASK!! COME ON!! Freinds help friends be happy..
    Me:......friends don't make friends send n*des...
    Him: Oh shut up. You would want your friends and parents seeing this... would you now?
    * He sent a n*ude of me sent him a while back. He blackmailed me before.*
    Me: Nick...stop..what happened to you... every since you moved i've been scare to talk to you.. I can't find joy in you being my first boyfriend anymore..
    Him: Just fifteen pictures.
    Me: Fine. By 1 am your time. But leave me for now i have an essay to write.
    Him: Better see them soon.
    I cried. Why did I mess up before? Why was it biting my a*s now?
    I told my mom. She was mad at me for messing up. But we came up with something. This is what I sent him.
    Me: Nick. This is the last message you will get from me. I told my mom. She is mad at me and is taking everything away, but there is no point in showing her things that already exist. If you do blackmail me, she will bring in the law. What you are doing is illegal and you could spend some well deserved time in jail. Just think before you do something stupid.
    I Haven't talked to him since. I blocked him.
    Don't ever let anyone boss you around.
    You are you.
    Learn from your mistakes.
    Trust me, love <3
    Skye14147. A True story.

  11. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 11:48am UTC
    I am a Military Brat.
    That basically means that one of my parents is in the Military,
    In this case, my Mom is in the Air Force.
    I will be joining the Air Force soon.
    We live in England because my Mom was needed at a military base here.
    I like it, but it gets hard.
    Like all the sacrifices my family and I, especially my mom, make are for nothing.
    People in America are always complaining about the military
    " It's a waste of money!!"
    "Military members want nothing more than to kill innocent people in Afghanistan!! Murderers!!"
    " Why don't they all just shut up about getting deployed and kill themselfs already. Get a real job."
    " I Contine to tell the world exactly how dumb U.S. soldiers are. That's right. Dumb. Brain dead. Morons. Dopes."
    " They deserve to die."
    I try to ignore it.
    But it's around me here too.
    Last week i went bike riding in a public path with my little brother. He fell, and was blocking the path, laying on the ground crying.
    A British women stepped over him saying ; " Stupid Americans. Why are they even here? We dont need them. All they do is get in the way. They need to go cause trouble somewhere else."
    I could have punched her.
    It's times like this when feel like it's all for nothing.
    If my Mother isn't even supported by her own country, or it's allies,
    then why does she work from 6 am - 10 pm saving it?
    Sorry. Needed to rant.

  12. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    WHAT IF THIS HAPPENED...
    BELLA: Isn't it great that our child is growing up fast?
    EDWARD: Ten minutes ago she couldn't even walk, and now she's teaching yoga at her community center. It's wonderful.
    BELLA: Do you worry that her rapid growth will cause her to die in a year?
    EDWARD: You're such an idiot, lamb. She won't die.
    BELLA: Why not?
    EDWARD: Because [loud airplane flies overhead, making it impossible to hear Edward clearly]
    BELLA: So you're saying that the secret cave [deafening lawnmower drowns out Bella's voice] and the monkey heart will [fireworks obscure Bella's voice] with the potion concocted by the great wizard Todd?
    EDWARD: Exactly. Now, let's [a loud cloud overhead drowns out Edward's voice] with our bodies!
    QUIL: My girlfriend lacks the coordination needed to manage a helium balloon unless I tie it to her wrist or belt loop.
    JACOB: My girlfriend can properly use the word "dignify" in a sentence.
    QUIL: Shut up. No on cares, Jacob. No one!
    RENESMEE: Lover, I was wondering if perhaps you could take me to the cinemas this afternoon. I'm just dying to see the new documentary about our failing education system.
    CLAIRE: Chicken nuggets!
    RENESMEE: Indeed, Claire. Chicken nuggets indeed..
    ( nmq, i just love it xD, btw no offence to twilight )

  13. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 11:52am UTC
    WHAT IF THIS HAPPENED....
    JACOB:Hey Bella, want to hear something cool?
    BELLA: What?
    JACOB: I just imprinted you. Yeah, I’m imprinting with you right now.
    BELLA: Stop that!
    JACOB: It’s OK, imprint-mate. We need to get married.
    BELLA: But I don’t like you as a boyfriend.
    JACOB: I’m not asking to be your boyfriend. I’m asking to be your forever imprinted husband. It’s different. You can’t say no. It’s imprinted. You can’t talk your way out of an imprintmenship. It’s, like, the law.
    BELLA: I still don’t know what that word means. And it doesn’t sound grammatically correct.
    JACOB: It means you must love me, ‘cause we' imprint buddies, foo' ! Imprinting is the best, isn’t it? Imprint buddies FOR THA WIN !!!
    BELLA: Stop saying “imprint.”
    JACOB: It’s part of werewolf culture. Imprinting is fun. And I imprinted you real good. I even imprinted your shoes!
    BELLA: I’m so confused.
    JACOB: Just say that we’re imprints. Say it!
    BELLA: Um…OK. We’re imprints.
    JACOB: Ha! Now we’re married…sort of.
    BELLA: Whatever. I’m going to Edward’s house to play chess and make out.
    JACOB: But…the imprint. I imprinted you. (SQUINTS EYES) There, I imprinted you again.
    BELLA: (WALKS AWAY) Yeah. Good luck with that.
    JACOB: Imprint, come back!? I love you, my Imprint..! Imprint...!? IMPRINT!
    Nmq, thought it was funny :) ( no offence to twilight btw)

  14. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2012 1:25am UTC
    Me: I had a bad dream, all i can remember is darkness and fire and falling Dx
    Him: Well i promise, you're okay, because what you dont remember was me coming in, turning on the light, putting out all the fires, and catching you

  15. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 7:42am UTC
    Hermione: Checkmate! I win!
    Ron: Period!
    Hermione: ...Period? What?
    Ron: Yeah, Period.
    Hermione: I thought your catchphrase was "bloody hell"....?
    Ron: Same thing!

  16. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 8:45am UTC
    Decorating your binder
    with all you favorite bands/people/brands/memories
    will always be one of the best things about school

  17. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 8:43am UTC
    Oh, so you had homework over the weekend?
    WELCOME TO HIGHSCHOOL!!
    ( Best of luck to everyone for the new school year !!)

  18. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 1:56pm UTC
    And because of HIM...
    My first day of school was great
    :')

  19. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 1:54pm UTC
    SO I HAVE HEALTH CLASS WITH MY BOYFRIEND...
    AND THIS IS WHAT THE TEACHER SAID :
    " Basically we are gonna talk about drugs, alchohol, and S.E.X."
    ....this should be interesting xD

  20. Skye * Skye *
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2012 1:30am UTC
    I DON'T CARE HOW OLD I AM ,
    I will still choose Lucky Charms
    over any other cereal in the house.

:)

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