*Trying to sleep at
night*
Me: ahh, bed swwet bed.
Me: I AM TITAAANIIIUUUUUMMM!
Me: David Guetta doesn't even sing in
this.
Me: Sleep, Brooklyn, Sleep!
Me: OMG KESHA DIDN'T FALL OF THE PLANET!
Me: WE ARE WHO WE AAREE!
Me: Oh, that's an older song.
Me: *Thinks of something*
Me: OMG! THAT'D MAKE A GOOD QUOTE!! Better
write it down so I don't forget it.
Me: *Writes down*
Me: Ok. Time to sleep.
Me: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11
Me: How long is this going to take?
Me: *Thinks of 3 other good quotes*
Me: *Writes down*
Me: Okay, I have to sleep now.
Me: No.
Me: *Changes Position*
Me: Ow, no.
Me: *Changes Position*
Me: UGHHHH NOT COMFORTABLE!
Me: *Changes position fifty more times before
I'm comfortable*
Me: Omg, another good quote!
Me: *Writes down*
Me: Justin Bieber is sexy.
Me: THAT SHOULD BE ME, HOLDING YOUR HAND, THAT
SHOULD BE ME, MAKING YOU LAUGH, THAT SHOULD BE ME, THIS IS SO SAD,
THAT SHOULD BE ME. THAT SHOULD BE ME BUYING YOU GIFTS.
Me: WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
Me: Whatever. Go make out with Selena.
Me: Okay, I have to get some sleep, I've been
laying here for an hour.
Me: *Almost asleep*
Me: Hey, that'd make a good quote.
Me: Ughh, I don't want to get up.
Me: If I don't write it down, I'll forget
it.
Me: *Writes down*
Me: Alright, sleep.
Me: *repeats process fifteen times before
eventually falling asleep*
Yes. I came up with this
quote last night while trying to
sleep.
*Trying to sleep at night* Me: ahh, bed swwet bed. Me: I AM TITAAANIIIUUUUUMMM!
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DylanOBrienLuver · 1 decade ago
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funny stuffs happens to me all the time