Me when it's raining:

                    me: omg, was that thunder???
                    me: yes. yes it was.
                    me: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    me: woah, it's raining too!!!
                    *weird crash noise*
                    me: oh my gosh, oh my gosh, i'm gonna die, i'm gonna die
                    *walks over to door and opens it*
                    me: hahahaha that was just rain hitting the house(:
                    me: i'm just gonna stand here and watch the cars go by and the people stare at me like i'm a lunatic!!
                    me: wait, WHERE'S THE CAT?!?!?!
                    me: JIGGER??? JIGGER!! WHERE ARE YOU JIGGER?!?!
                    Jigger: meow
                    me: oh sweet love, I've found you at last!!!
                    me: why are you under the chair? are you scared of the storm?
                    me: it's okay, i'll pet you!!!
                    me: i wonder where Piper is.....
                    me: maybe she was walking over here but then got trampled by the rain and had to swim back to her house???
                    me: PIPER COME BACK!!!!!!!!!
                    me: YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
                    me: lol jk it stopped raining.