Me scrolling through facebook homepage:
Me: I hate you.
Me: You're too pretty, I hate you
too.
Me: 150 likes on your photo? Yeah it's
because you got your boobs half way out your bra babe, not because
you're pretty.
Me: You'll f//k anything that moves.
Me: Oh wait, that's kinda funny..haha,
*like*
Me: *Gets 1 notification* Oh my god, look
who's popularr! Oh..farmville.
Me: Duck and foundation lips, good match.
Me: ugh cute couple.
Me: I hate all of you.