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if someone ever cheats on me I'm going to invite them over for a romantic candle-lit dinner in a deserted area and then I'm going to tell them stories about how I killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then I'm going to point to the trees and say "actually those woods right over there" and then I'm going to blow out the candle and laugh.
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if someone ever cheats on me I'm going to invite them over

17 faves · 1 comments · Jul 9, 2012 10:10am

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