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   Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
~Murphy's Law
 

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Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll

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Xx_You_Just_Might_xX · 1 decade ago
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