emmagreenie

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Member Since: 12 Dec 2011 02:20pm

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emmagreenie
posted a quote
September 9, 2012 5:55pm UTC

CulryHairProblems:
wearing your hair natural and feeling like taylor swift

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emmagreenie
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July 27, 2012 1:43pm UTC

*Guy Checks Girl Out*
Normal Girl: "OMG! That guy totally just checked me out I'm going to go talk to him, maybe I'll get his number."
Witty Girls: "ALright who paid you? Huh? Did my mom put you up to this? I am so going to slap that woman. She needs to stay out of my love life. I'm so sorry this happened."
Me: Hahaha boys don't check me out

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emmagreenie
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July 24, 2012 10:55am UTC

*Mom drops me off at doctor*
Doctor: Do you know if your mother want you to get this STD shot? We recomend it at this age.
Me: I don't know lets call her
*Calls Mom*
Doctor: Hi, should we give Emma this STD shot? Most kids get it around now since they are becoming more sexually active.
Mom: HAHAHA Emma doesn't need that then
Me:
Doctor:
Mom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one.......Emma.....sexually active....
Me: -__-

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emmagreenie
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February 26, 2012 7:21pm UTC

There's "hell" in hello, "good" in goodbye, "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, "ex" in next, and "if" in life.

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emmagreenie
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February 26, 2012 3:24pm UTC

Thank God you blew it
Thank God I dodged a bullet
Cuz honestly you turned out to be the best thing I never had

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emmagreenie
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February 8, 2012 2:55pm UTC

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emmagreenie
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 9:39pm UTC

sometimes it's better to just admit you're a horible person instead of trying to act like you're perfect.

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emmagreenie
posted a quote
January 10, 2012 4:52pm UTC

Have you ever noticed
Every hurricane
gets its name
from a girl like this?

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emmagreenie
posted a quote
December 17, 2011 8:27am UTC

please. control your whoremones.

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