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DOCTOR: are you sexually active?
ME: ha

ME: hahahaha
ME: HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
ME: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
ME: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
ME: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
ME: FORGET THAT, JESUS TAKE THE WHOLE GOD DAMN CAR
ME: Hahaha
ME: Haaa...
ME: Whooooo, that was a good one.
ME: No, no I am not.

 
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DOCTOR: are you sexually active? ME: ha ME: hahahaha ME: HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

402 faves · 13 comments · May 16, 2012 5:57pm

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superfish12 · 1 decade ago
HOLY MOTHER.
what is air
i am dying
the jesus take the wheel part
ahahahahaha #dead
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sawsaw2141998 · 1 decade ago
omg so true this happened to me also when i went to the doctor and i tried to keep a straight face i was just like "umm nope.." :D #foreveralone!
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itscomplicated9898 · 1 decade ago
hahahhaaha made my day!!!!!
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Ndubz3 · 1 decade ago
i died of lolness!♥
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maddie18 · 1 decade ago
I bursted out laughing SO friggin hard when I read this!!! Omg! & I'm STILL laughing! (: this is genious(:
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Harley91594 · 1 decade ago
That awkward moment when the doctor asks this in front of your mom and you say no and she doesn't believe you.
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xoxo_ellen · 1 decade ago
hahahah i love you!
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XxKayla618xX · 1 decade ago
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH this made my day!
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LivHeartzMusic · 1 decade ago
HAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THANKYOU FOR MAKING MY DAY<3
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DreamingDirectioner · 1 decade ago
lol omg xD
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Smiles_Like_Dat · 1 decade ago
LOL. I died. xD
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fireflies87 · 1 decade ago
`` jesus take the wheel! forget that, take the whole car!`` i laughed pretty hard at that. (=
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ImmaBeWitty · 1 decade ago
omfg that's actually me :p
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