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friend: i'm eating mcdonalds
me: cool! let's celebrate with a magic trick
friend: ok 
me: pick a number
friend: 8
me: now square it
friend: 64 
me: now divide it by the original number
friend: 8
me: now subtract the original number
friend: 
me: congratulations! you have now arrived at the number of
fu cks i give about you eating mcdonalds.


 
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friend: i'm eating mcdonalds me: cool! let's celebrate

339 faves · 1 comments · May 13, 2012 12:25pm

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dydy · 7 years ago
i love this quote
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