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monny_monkey

Status: idgaf.

Member Since: 4 May 2011 08:59pm

Last Seen: 20 Jul 2013 09:17pm

Birthday: May 30

Location: Australia, QLD

Gender: F

user id: 171629

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  1. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 12:27pm UTC
    dramatic girl's facebook status: s[he]'s preg[ran]t
    me: that's not how you spell pregnant.

  2. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 12:25pm UTC
    friend: i'm eating mcdonalds
    me: cool! let's celebrate with a magic trick
    friend: ok
    me: pick a number
    friend: 8
    me: now square it
    friend: 64
    me: now divide it by the original number
    friend: 8
    me: now subtract the original number
    friend: 0
    me: congratulations! you have now arrived at the number of
    fu cks i give about you eating mcdonalds.

  3. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Whenever I go out to dinner
    with my best friend and her boyfriend,
    we get him to fake propose to her so
    we get free food.

  4. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Don't you ever try
    to judge me, dude.
    you don't know what the hell
    I'VE BEENTHROUGH.
    -Eminem
    format by julietechoecho

  5. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 1:32am UTC
    j u s t g o a w a y

  6. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 1:21am UTC
    today he was walking with me after school and he said "woops there goes my bus". and he just kept holding my hand, tight. than i turned to him "quickly go catch up to it!"
    so he replies with.. "
    "one silly bus isnt going to take me away from you"

  7. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 6:39am UTC
    format by: idance.
    roses are red
    violets are blue,
    6 billion people in this world
    and i choose you.

  8. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 6:34am UTC
    I've heard what you've said
    behind my back
    dont act like you never said it

  9. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2011 2:22am UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    I have plenty of friends
    Just none of them are true

  11. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 1:44am UTC
    Wondering
    what a celebrity is doing
    at this very moment.
    nmf

  12. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 3:16am UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    Music is my drug
    youtube is my dealer
    format by sandrasaurus

  13. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    Picking up a DRAW4 card in UNO
    and trying to keep a straight face(:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥

  14. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 2:22am UTC
    "You know Harry Potter
    isn't real right?"
    "Avada kedavra filthy muggle!"
    nmf

  15. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 5:54am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 3:50am UTC
    Your voice is the soundtrack to my
    SUMMER

  17. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    I wonder what I would be like without my
    best friend
    ....normal

  18. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    SantaClause
    HAS
    The same Wrapping paper
    AS
    Your Mum .

  19. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 5:00am UTC
    I always clean my room,
    But I never see my mum cleaning hers!

  20. monny_monkey monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 2:01am UTC
    A friend is like a flower,
    A rose to be EXACT.
    Or maybe like a brand new gate,
    That naver comes unlatched.
    A friend is like an owl,
    Both beautiful and WISE.
    Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
    Whose spirit never dies.
    A friend is like a heart,
    That goes strong until the END.
    Where would we be in this world,
    If we didn't have a friend?

:)

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