friend: i'm eating mcdonalds me: cool! let's celebrate with a magic trick friend: ok me: pick a number friend: 8 me: now square it friend: 64 me: now divide it by the original number friend: 8 me: now subtract the original number friend: 0 me: congratulations! you have now arrived at the number of fu cks i give about you eating mcdonalds.
today he was walking with me after school and he said "woops there goes my bus". and he just kept holding my hand, tight. than i turned to him "quickly go catch up to it!" so he replies with.. " "one silly bus isnt going to take me away from you"
A friend is like a flower, A rose to be EXACT. Or maybe like a brand new gate, That naver comes unlatched. A friend is like an owl, Both beautiful and WISE. Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost, Whose spirit never dies. A friend is like a heart, That goes strong until the END. Where would we be in this world, If we didn't have a friend?