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monny_monkey

1. monny_monkey
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 12:27pm UTC
   dramatic girl's facebook status: s[he]'s preg[ran]t
   me: that's not how you spell pregnant.
   
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2. monny_monkey
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 12:25pm UTC
   friend: i'm eating mcdonalds
   me: cool! let's celebrate with a magic trick
   friend: ok
   me: pick a number
   friend: 8
   me: now square it
   friend: 64
   me: now divide it by the original number
   friend: 8
   me: now subtract the original number
   friend: 0
   me: congratulations! you have now arrived at the number of
   fu cks i give about you eating mcdonalds.
   
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3. monny_monkey
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2012 12:16pm UTC
   Whenever I go out to dinner
   with my best friend and her boyfriend,
   we get him to fake propose to her so
   we get free food.
   
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4. monny_monkey
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2012 3:46pm UTC
   Don't you ever try
   to judge me, dude.
   you don't know what the hell
   I'VE BEENTHROUGH.
   -Eminem
   format by julietechoecho
   
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5. monny_monkey
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 1:32am UTC
   j u s t g o a w a y
   
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6. monny_monkey
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2011 1:21am UTC
   today he was walking with me after school and he said "woops there goes my bus". and he just kept holding my hand, tight. than i turned to him "quickly go catch up to it!"
   so he replies with.. "
   "one silly bus isnt going to take me away from you"
   
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7. monny_monkey
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2011 6:39am UTC
   format by: idance.
   roses are red
   violets are blue,
   6 billion people in this world
   and i choose you.
   ♥
   
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8. monny_monkey
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2011 6:34am UTC
   I've heard what you've said
   behind my back
   dont act like you never said it
   
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9. monny_monkey
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   October 3, 2011 2:22am UTC
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10. monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:09pm UTC
    I have plenty of friends
    Just none of them are true
    
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11. monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2011 1:44am UTC
    Wondering
    what a celebrity is doing
    at this very moment.
    nmf
    
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12. monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 3:16am UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    Music is my drug
    youtube is my dealer
    format by sandrasaurus
    
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13. monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    Picking up a DRAW4 card in UNO
    and trying to keep a straight face(:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥
    
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14. monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2011 2:22am UTC
    "You know Harry Potter
    isn't real right?"
    "Avada kedavra filthy muggle!"
    nmf
    
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15. monny_monkey
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    July 21, 2011 5:54am UTC
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16. monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2011 3:50am UTC
    Your voice is the soundtrack to my
    SUMMER
    
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17. monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2011 8:32pm UTC
    I wonder what I would be like without my
    best friend
    ....normal
    
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18. monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    That awkward moment when,
    SantaClause
    HAS
    The same Wrapping paper
    AS
    Your Mum .
    
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19. monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 5:00am UTC
    I always clean my room,
    But I never see my mum cleaning hers!
    
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20. monny_monkey
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2011 2:01am UTC
    A friend is like a flower,
    A rose to be EXACT.
    Or maybe like a brand new gate,
    That naver comes unlatched.
    A friend is like an owl,
    Both beautiful and WISE.
    Or perhaps a friend is like a ghost,
    Whose spirit never dies.
    A friend is like a heart,
    That goes strong until the END.
    Where would we be in this world,
    If we didn't have a friend?
    
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