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  1. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 8:39am UTC
    Whenever I like a guy he either:
    - Doesn't know I exist
    - Doesn't like me back
    - Likes one of my friends
    - Pushes me away
    - Tells me some crap about just being friends
    - Asks me out as a joke
    - Pretends he doesn't know about me liking him
    - Is liked by one of my best friends
    - Likes a prettier girl
    - Likes a sluut
    - Only wants to go out to hook up
    - Hates all of my friends
    - Leads me on
    - Never finds out

  2. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:04am UTC
    bart: what do we need church shoes for? jesus wore sandals
    homer: well maybe if he had better arch support they wouldn't have caught him.

  3. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 9:58pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:26pm UTC
    my dad always tells me these amazing things he used to do when he was younger and all the adventures him and his mates had. it seriously makes me upset because the most exciting thing i do is go to the shops every once in a while. i just want to go to beach everyday and drive to the mountains and have a picnic and enjoy being young but whenever i try to organise something everyone is either too lazy or too busy. they'd rather sit on their computer at home and so i end up stuck doing the same thing. wasted youth or what?

  6. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2012 11:40am UTC
    niall called a bunch of fans following him 'a shower of cu nts'
    go niall
    see one direction are so caring aw

  7. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 6:09pm UTC
    8 Things You Didn't Know About The Simpsons
    ☁ ☁
    1. The Simpsons first
    appeared on the 19th
    of April, 1987

    ☁ 2. It took two days for Danny
    Elfman to write the theme song

    3. Matt Groening named characters
    after people in his own family,
    although instead of his name he
    used Bart, an anagram of brat.

    4. The Simpsons have featured
    over 600 guest stars ☁
    ☁ 5.'D'oh!'
    is now listed in the
    Oxford English Dictionary

    6. It takes about 6 months to
    produce each episode
    ☁ ☁
    7. The Script for The Simpsons Movie
    was rewritten over 100 times


    8. Over 150 characters are featured on
    The Simpsons regularly

  8. yonkers yonkers
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:34pm UTC
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  9. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    I'm almost certain
    that about half of the quotes on this site
    that are 'quoted' by one of the boys in one direction,
    are not actually quoted by one of the boys in one direction.
    not my format

  10. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 8:42pm UTC
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  11. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 10:16am UTC
    Remember when you used to get mad
    AT YOUR SIMS BECAUSE THEY PLAYED COMPUTER GAMES INSTEAD
    OF STUDYING OR IMPROVING THEIR SKILLS? YEAH,
    maybe you should re-evaluate your life.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT© format by: br0kenwings

  12. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:11am UTC
    keegster's format c:
    'Never underestimate a girl's love
    for her favourite band. never think she won't defend them to death. because it's not just
    the music that makes the band her favourite. it's the guys, the girls. the fans. people of
    who she has interacted with thanks to the band. the band might have saved her life, or
    just made her smile everyday. that band has never broken her heart and has yet to
    leave her. no wonder she finds such joy in her music.'
    -alex gaskarth |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||♥

  13. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 10:03am UTC
    it's not that i don't love you with everything,
    it's just that i don't want to; i can't. i can't let all of my happiness rely on you. i can't be in a
    position where i need you all of the time. i can't let you be the centre of my universe, because
    i know you won't stay. but the thing is; i can't physically stay away from you, no matter how
    much i want to. you make me so happy. i just want you to tell me to leave, so you can find
    someone better. you deserve everything, and i can't give you anything.
    my quote/format credit to PaperLung :)

  14. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 9:43am UTC
    keegster's format c:
    scar - missy higgin
    & d o e s ' n t t h a t s o u n d f a m i l i a r ? [x][x] [x]
    DOESN'T THAT HIT TOO «
    |||||||||+ CLOSE TO HOME?
    doesn't that make ♥
    y o u s h i v e r ?
    + THE WAY THINGS +
    [COULD] HAVE (GONE?)
    AND DOESN'T IT FEEL
    PECULIAR, WHEN EVERY WANTS MORE? SO THAT I DO REMEMBER, TO NEVER GO THAT FAR
    COULD YOU LEAVE ME WITH A SCAR?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 9:54am UTC
    Sometimes when I say I'm 'forever alone',
    I don't say it as a joke, or say it because it's a meme, I say because I actually believe it's true.
    I can't ever see anyone loving me for myself; for all my flaws and weaknesses, for my personality
    and appearance, for everything and anything. Because that's what true love is about, loving someone
    for their complete and utter selves; their awkwardness, clumsiness, goofiness; with no edits or changes.
    Just them. And I can't see anyone feeling that way about me, ever.
    my quote :')
    br0kenwings format c:

  17. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 12:45am UTC
    Having an imaginary argument in your head
    and making corresponding facial expressions.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  18. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 12:52am UTC
    interesting conversations i had with some with some kids yesterday
    me: put your hat on, you don't want to get sunburnt
    kid 1: i can't put my hat on coz then my hair can't breathe
    kid 2: hi i'm paris
    me: hello, i'm kat
    kid 2: did you know i'm famous, they named a whole city after me!
    me: what's your mummy's name again?
    kid 3: babe
    me: that's a strange name, are you sure of that sweetheart?
    kid 3: yeah that's what daddy always calls her
    oh, innocence c;


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. standstill_lookpretty standstill_lookpretty
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 8:40pm UTC
    Hitting the lid on the milk bottle,
    coz you're too lazy to screw it on properly.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings :)

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