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Member Since: 12 May 2012 08:28pm

Last Seen: 25 Jun 2012 05:38pm

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HEY!
I'm Rickie, 15 year old girl. I am pretty annoying an itz like the 10th time i've edited my profile. :D I love sports, RUGBY! soccer, softball,football.
Sorry, but i wasted so time in your life.
This profile was useless. :O Follow me, i follow backkz!

 
  1. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  2. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 7:56pm UTC
    That one time...
    Your like
    with your friends
    and they talk about
    somthing smart,
    and you have no clue what it is
    but you nod and smile
    instead

  3. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    Friend: I want to be a lawyer!
    Friend #2: I want to be a teacher!
    Friend #3: I want to be a scientist!
    Friend # 4: I want to be an architect!
    Friend #5 :I want to be an astronaut! What do you wanna be?
    Me: ... (Head stuck in refrigerator) Wh-? Oh! I want to be a food taster!
    Just me?

  4. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    haayyy
    (*) (*)
    Whats dhat?
    hehe they look like boobs
    why did i start talking to you....?

  5. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    Mom: Hun, can you pass me my wallet?
    Me: Why?
    Mom: I wasn't asking, I was comanding.
    Me: That didn't sound like a comand.
    Mom: Get me my damn wallet.
    Me: *Phone rings* Oh hold on it's Paul... Hey Paul! Oh no I'm not busy!
    Mom: *Grabs phone, throws it across the room*
    Me:..
    Mom: ...
    Me:...
    Mom: Can you pass me my wallet, sweetie?
    Me: * Quickly grabs wallet handing it to mom*
    Mom: Thank you hunny.
    I'm guessing she was on her period.
    LESSON: Don't ever try to be a smarta$s while your mom is on her period.

  6. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    We all had that kid
    in our class
    who thought they could fly
    Here's a secert:
    I WAS THAT KID!

  7. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 10:07pm UTC
    I'm sorry,
    but, uhhh
    PEETA'S MINE!

  8. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 11:59am UTC
    WHEN A GUY GOES INTO THE GIRLS BATHROOM:
    "OMG! THERES A GUY IN HERE!" (All girls scream)
    WHEN A GIRL GOES INTO A THE BOYS BATHROOM:
    "Oooops!"
    (Guys whistling, checking her out.)

  9. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2012 6:26pm UTC
    BRO FIST!
    Bro army...
    <3 if you know what that means...
    PEWDIEPIE

  10. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2012 7:43pm UTC
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    You Mad Bro?
    NMF

  11. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 8:41pm UTC
    "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."- Douglas Adams :)

  12. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 12:27am UTC
    "Katniss will so win
    But if she tocuhes my Petta,
    I'll kill that @*#!?"

  13. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 12:10am UTC
    <3 if....
    You know that on December 24, 2012
    YOU'll be signing,
    THE FINAL COUNTDOWN,
    At 12:00, until someone tells you,
    TO STFU . . .
    :)

  14. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2012 12:03am UTC
    That one time...
    Your like
    Ahaha awesome quote
    Then you realize its yours,
    And you're like,
    I'm SO FUNNY!

  15. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 2:42am UTC
    Me: NO! YOU CAN'T GET MY CANDY!
    FRIEND: I WANT IT!
    ME: NEVER!! (*THROWS CANDY ACROSS RIVER*)
    FRIEND: GOOD JOB, NOW HOW YA GNNA GET YA DAMN CANDY!!
    ME: O_o. WELL I WIN BATTLES, NOT WARS.

  16. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 2:03am UTC
    nmf
    All You Need Is LOVE♥

  17. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 1:43am UTC
    Guy #1: Dude... I just went to the bathroom.
    Guy #2: Really, oh good to know, I thought you were flying. No shyt man.
    Guy #1: No, man I mean I... missed.
    Guy #2: What... and you're telling me?
    Guy #1: I was p!ssing then the guy next to me was one urinal next to me. So i had to p!ss all over the place to get him to leave. Now there's pee on the floor.
    Guy #2: Whoa, does he not know the guy code or wh-?
    Me: *Snickering, soon laughing so loud*
    This was all in school kids.
    Is this what you guys really talk about?
    :P

  18. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 1:24am UTC
    format by savxoxo12. If you remove this, I WILL know and you WILL be reported.
    [♥]I'm not short...
    i'm
    FUN-siZED
    :D
    44 out rher

  19. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2012 1:12am UTC
    That one time...
    You miss a shot
    And people are all like OMG
    And all you think is...
    IS this how bimbos feel
    ALL the time?

  20. Needxaxhugxbro Needxaxhugxbro
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:50pm UTC
    One day in class we where learning the phrase " YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT":
    PAUL: Mr. Bishop? That phrase is wrong.
    MR BISHOP: What makes you think that?
    PAUL: Cuz I dont remember eating a bowl of sexy for breaksast.
    HAHAHA... Oh Paul :D

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