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IF I HAD A UNICORN IT WOULD BE....

A white unicorn that i shall name nelson and he will wear a tie and little glasses 

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IF I HAD A UNICORN IT WOULD BE.... A white unicorn that i shall

45 faves · 23 comments · Apr 16, 2012 5:26pm

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juliarocks65 · 1 decade ago
one named steve with rainbow hair, dark purple fur and has the power to speak all languages and shrink/grow if it wants to!! :D
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asianninjanerdsrule · 1 decade ago
Neon green with ninja skills, can turn invisible, and speak portugese. can also shrink and grow depending on his mood :P
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Ty1210 · 1 decade ago
An orange one named Sheldon that wears a hawaiian shirt and a top hat.
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gasuy123 · 1 decade ago
black or white whith wings and red eyes and is fast named angle she would have major swag and be a gangster

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OzzyPavy · 1 decade ago
Mine would be pink with purple wings and it'd be called Boblo. It would wear shades, boots and have ninja powers. It'd save the world with my pet rock Larry. My unicorn Boblo would be incredibly famous and too much for the world to handle ;3
It'd also poop skittles and everyone would be totally jealous of Boblo because it's a unicorn with swag (:
Ohh and then it would kick the evil sponge called banana nose's butt and would win an award from the HQ of amazing-nesss ;D
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cupcakecutie · 1 decade ago
teal with a turquosie tail and horn thing, named luigie, and would where a tutu and a soccer jumper ( luigie is conflicted)
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Kamileon · 1 decade ago
I'd have three. One is red (No name) another blue (No name) *Both with long tongues and strongly annoying. The third is grey and his name is Charlie ^-^ @Kclove5 I love your Uniconn. and my chemical romance. :D
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jujupoozy · 1 decade ago
A hwhite unicorn with a rainbow horn and sparkly hooves. And aviator sunglasses. Samuel the unicorn
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mm1213 · 1 decade ago
pink zebra print with a neon greenhorn with sparkles flying out of it 24/7 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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AlwaysSmiling95 · 1 decade ago
My unicorn would be white with a rainbow horn--
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yupperzitsjenna · 1 decade ago
My unicorn would be white and have a blue horn with sparkles and then its name would be Arshnafaa (Are-sha-naf-a) or Clodf (Clo-dof) :) well im just different....
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Browneyelover · 1 decade ago
We can have playdates together with our unicorns as soon as my purple pegiun with zebra stripes gives it back. I named it Michie
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Browneyelover · 1 decade ago
SO raina. You want to know my unicorn do you?
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JustSmileAndNod · 1 decade ago
If i had a unicorn..
His name would be Bob.
And he would be in love with a cat,
named Fred.
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SavannahHasCookies · 1 decade ago
My unicorn would be light pink, with purple sparkles on his butt. His name would be Oscar. He would have a rainbow tattoo on his butt, only the real unicorns have those. He would poop Skittles and eat cotton candy and he would somehow manage to wear lime green suspenders. ♥
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unibugsrock · 1 decade ago
My Unicorn would be named Frumpus, he would be nearly invisible, and completely invisible when I wanted him to be, and he would be able to shrink so I could take him up to my room and he could be any color I want him to be. And he would dress anyway I want. I would also have a girl unicorn, but there would be nothing between them. The girl would have the same characteristics, plus she could shape shift into a human so we could sit in my room and I could vent all my problems to her and she would understand and not judge. The girl's name would be Kat. I could write a whole essay about this you know! Lol, don't ask. :P :D :)
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troyler* · 1 decade ago
If i had a unicorn...



I'd probably be famous
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WordsFail_MusicSpeaks · 1 decade ago
A white unicorn with a rainbow mane, and tail, who wears a monacale (those things that are like glasses but only for one of your eyes ) a top hat, and he wold be named Jeffrey ^.^
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maxiemax456 · 1 decade ago
mine would be white with multi changing colored polka dots that change to match what im wearing and his hoves would be silver and sparkley! his eyes would be green
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Emmyforlifexo · 1 decade ago
My unicorn would be Cornelius, he would be pink speckled with orange dots and always wear a white bow.
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