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*How my mom works*

Me: 
Mom, I got all A's
Me: Mom, I cleaned the whole house
Me: Mom, I don't do drugs and I'm not pregnant
Mom: Is this your cup on the table?
Me: Yes
Mom: You never do anything right, I do it for you all day long, and you do nothing for me but stress me out. You are so out of control you're grounded, if you think you had no life before, you just wait. I can't believe you treat your own mother this way. Get out of my face.
 
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*How my mom works* Me: Mom, I got all A's Me: Mom, I cleaned

2114 faves · 62 comments · Apr 4, 2012 3:44pm

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Hello2U · 1 decade ago
Totally my mom's attitude...
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thebestdreamerever · 1 decade ago
sooo relatable..
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jaymeforever1112 · 1 decade ago
# my life
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Lovedance33 · 1 decade ago
same here:/
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ShutUpAndLookAtThis · 1 decade ago
story of my life.
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InOneMoment · 1 decade ago
Same thing but with my dad :/
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Alyssahart1302 · 1 decade ago
OMG I SWEAR U JUST DESCRIBED MY MOM
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Kruparulz · 1 decade ago
This is my dad to a freakin T!!!!!!
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neonpandaninja · 1 decade ago
ohmygod.. i couldn't relate more. & then after she freaks out, she doesn't want to talk to me at all.. -.- she just ignores me
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lovelauren01 · 1 decade ago
woah, that's creeepy, cause, MY MOM IS TOTALLY like that!
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tiffanyhartz · 1 decade ago
this is seriously how my parents are

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Crying_on_the_inside · 1 decade ago
OMG MY MOM IS EXACTLY LIKE THAT!! i had a lacrosse game this morning and i couldnt find my pinny and i was like sorry mom i cant find my pinny do you have an extra (because my mom coaches) and she was like
NO I DONT YOU NEED TO BE MORE RESPONSIBLE I HATE WHEN YOU SAY SORRY! ITS SO DISRESPECTFUL! IT JUST LIKE SAYING WHAT EVER! I HATE IT! YOU SUCH A DISRESPECTFUL TEEN AGER!!
no joke. like thats an exact quote! i was just thinking......WTF????? like my mom is legit crazy! omg
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Im_Not_Who_I_Pretend_To_Be · 1 decade ago
Thats my dad right there.
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MiizzFashiion · 1 decade ago
LOL MINE IS KINDA
LIKE DAT LMAO
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monkeydancer98 · 1 decade ago
exactly
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KissYouInTheRainxx · 1 decade ago
My mom aswell -.-
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LaurynM · 1 decade ago
I'M NOT THE ONLY ONEEEE!!!!!!

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Elephantee · 1 decade ago
story of my FLIPPING life
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Just_3_Things · 1 decade ago
THIS IS PERFECT ♥ It decribes my life..

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mooselinaturtle · 1 decade ago
my mom grounded me for "not matching socks." I don't even know what the heck that is.
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